Atheist

A foolish prideful person who denies the obvious, because he wants to believe in chance.

Yeah, Tom is an atheist whose ego is so high, if he jumped from it to his IQ, he'd splatter like a watermelon.

by Phillip Wifarts July 29, 2022

Katinunni Atheist

‘Katunni Atheist’ a person from pakistan who pretends to disbelieve or lacks belief in God or Gods and also lacks foreskin. Adj ; Creature who’s brain is inside testicle, pretend to be atheist for money.

Elhaad pretends to be a disbeliever but in reality he is a katinunni atheist.

by K2Slayer September 14, 2022

Atheist

A person who simply doesn't believe in God or Gods. Nothing more, nothing less

I have an atheist friend named Paul who is kind, loving, respectful, and quiet about his disbelief.

by Cameran442113 December 30, 2021

Atheist

A smug prick who thinks that he’s better and smarter than everyone else simply for being an atheist, who also shits on others for believing in a higher power. They typically are fat, sweaty, have neckbeards, wear fedoras, have dyed hair, or a weird haircut/style, or some combination of the above.

“Dear Diary, I spent my whole day on Reddit mocking others for believing in God, how do the see people not understand that they are idiots for not being atheists and that being an unhappy fatass is better than believing in something greater than humanity?”

by Retr0625 December 20, 2021

Atheist

1. A jaded, cynical person who realizes that religion is a hateful, delusional, fear-mongering cult.

2. A person who believes in science over a book that any amazing fiction writer could have come up with.
(Not to be confused with an agnostic, who is simply indecisive about religion.)

Bill: "Considering the fact that the Bible literally says you shouldn't judge people, Christians sure are extremely judgmental."

Jason: "Indeed. Hence why I am an atheist. The world was created by the Big Bang, not some guy who "rose from the dead" after THREE DAYS when the maximum amount of time that a person can be revived after death is roughly five minutes at most."

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 8, 2022

Atheist

Athiest is the opposite of a common theist. Atheism is the absence of moral theology. Theists typically can be found singing songs on 7th day of the week about a bearded legend who is obsessed with them. Theists believe in many options though, including but not limited to Buddha, Jesus, John, Guru Nanak, The Genie of the Lamp, Confucius, but not Santa Clause, he's a lost cause. What are you anyway, five? In fact, a theist will tell you Santa is a clever disguise for the devil because when you scramble the last three letters you get "Satan". They pray for each and every person struggling from neuro divergence curses such as dyslexia and ADD. They pray that the millions of people with no life purpose will find one through Christ before they wake up in the mosh pit. They didn't know the leopards would bite their faces but are asking for forgiveness.

Atheist: "Sorry Karen, I wasn't aware you were going to stick your face against the chicken wire.... do you need medical attention?"

Theist: "God works in mysterious ways, that we can't quite understand."

by BitchOfTheWest October 3, 2021

Atheist Trauma Syndrome

Atheist Trauma Syndrome, also shortened as ATS, is the name of a mental condition provoked due to massive hardline (new) atheist information and due to things that (new) atheists and atheist zealots often say on the Internet, one of the most common traits of this syndrome is that when an individual struggles with leaving atheism or a set of atheist beliefs or information that has led to them become atheist or think that atheism is right about religion and spirituality, it often have the same symptoms of religious trauma syndrome, but being about atheism, mostly about new atheism, atheist fundamentalism and scientism.

Atheist Trauma Syndrome is actually a thing, but sadly there's not a lot of studies about that and only few people actually study about such syndrome, it's mostly common between ex-atheists and people who used to watch atheist YouTube channels, read atheist sites and blogs and follow atheist accounts on social media.

by Dumugian October 27, 2021