Shitfilled twinkie

A person whose two-faced

That bitch is a shitfilled twinkie

by Misslinds March 16, 2023

Twinky Link

A side partner to your current relationship that is a twink.

Yo bro I just got with a twinky link!
Thats lit save some for me

by the might pickle lover November 28, 2025

Twinkie

(Noun) The act of a male cumming inside another male. An alternate version of the classic “cream pie”. With a play on the word Twink :

Yo, I can,t hangout tonight because I’m gonna twinkie Phillip

by Bread Moulton July 6, 2019

Twinkies

The bare breasts of a woman with a strong tan line. Golden outside, white inside.

It was clear that she had spent some time at the beach when she took off her bra and revealed a very nice pair of Twinkies.

by ElephantEight September 26, 2022

Pooped a Twinkie

to recoil in horror

When Betty came home and saw her son on the couch with a girl, she about pooped a twinkie

by Geeeeeeeee2 June 7, 2011

Polish Twinkie

When you you unexpectedly jizz inside your pants and you need to hide it.

Dude, I got a lap dance and she was so good I was carrying around a Polish Twinkie

by GirthBrooks2001 September 28, 2023

Employed twinkie~

Employed twinkie~ - ɪmˈplɔɪd ˈtwɪŋki~:

noun, adj.
Plr: Employed twinkies~

A, typically male identifying, person who presents an exterior of a certain level of dignity, coldness and class despite having a weird, often times extremely freaky and flirty, personality that is only revealed to people of trust.

The origin of these terms are unknown though the earliest edition replaces "twinkie" with "twinsie".

The term is to be used in a non formal manner to describe a close friend or a person of authority.
"He sat upon his throne, high above the ground, Heflin snickered, "He's such an employed twinkie!" He whispered to Gregory with a smile on his face"
"I don't know why he's like that ..., me and him are employed twinkies for life."
"The principal is formal, the principal after saying hi to him: Absurd image of said principal"
"Love our fellow employed twinkie~ at aisle 4"

by B.A.A. November 25, 2025