Ted Chad

Ted x Chad combines the alpa-like characteristics of a Korean male and stereotypical white frat bro in his 20s always throwing down, shotgunning beers like there is no tomorrow.

Mr. Stealyogirl will black out with his cock out and wake up with your bitch.

Gook: Yo Ted Chad wanna get some drinks?
Ted Chad: Nah bro, (throws gang signs), Imma make some bulgogi and kimchi, pop a xan and bang a hoe

by GOOKBOIS June 24, 2024

Ted Nugent

When you have sex with a hot underage girl (jailbait) on a county fair stage while wearing camo and a Republican pin. At the same time, you're choaking her (stranglehold) and breathing in the scent of her wet panties on your face, i.e. "wango tango."

Dude, did you see that guy giving that high school chick the Ted Nugent last night? It almost makes me want to vote for the fucktard.

by PubeMafia11 July 1, 2024

Ted

More commonly known as Sped, Tedsticles, or even a combination; Spedsticles, Ted is a midget, obsessed with explosives, aircraft, boats, cars, guns, cannons, overall destroying stuff, and most importantly, Among Us; which he fondly calls: "Amogus"

"Ted's so annoying!"
"That's why we call him Spedsticles you fuckhead"

by HammyShoe July 8, 2024

Ted Nugent

Fucking awesome musician. Fucking terrible human. Not much else to say.

Ted Nugent is where "separating the art from the artist" becomes very difficult.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 9, 2024

Ted

To bring a guy to an event to make another guy jealous

She tedded him

by Elttar August 16, 2024

Fed ted

an autocorrect version of the word “retarded” used to insult people without them knowing the meaning. this word has no tense or other forms and can be used in any way even if grammatically incorrect

“You’re a fed Ted.”
“You’re so fed ted.”

by Sleezysheep February 7, 2023

Tiny Eyebrow Disease (TED)

The unfortunate fictional label associated with people that have naturally occurring, very small, tinier than usual eyebrows. (Does not apply to alternative people that purposefully shave them for reshaping and drawing.)

Me: Look at how much actual brow I have left…

You: I see, and you know what… even with your skinny eyebrows, you look great!

Me: Well hey, don’t worry. It’s on purpose! I don’t have Tiny Eyebrow Disease (TED) or something.

by defs4dayz November 21, 2025