Sealed Acorn

when someone or something is acting\beeing unbelievably dumb that it's level of IQ is to be compared to a sealed acorn

...Twiggyshei you're such a sealed acorn
!!YO Jumbo! Stop acting like a sealed acorn
Hey G-BLOB!! since when you started beeing like a sealed acron? you fool

by DanVonDan32 January 9, 2017

Amanda Seales

Smart, funny, and black comedian known for being creative and intentional.

She loves black people to include black men.

Dope actress known for starring in My brother & Me and Insecure.
You can find Amanda Seales *unbothered and on her trampoline

"The fact of the matter is...Amanda Seales is appreciated

by Cultchafam March 29, 2022

madre seal

the mother of a seal pup, usually rude and aggressive, occasionally nice when she isn't around an over sized mutt

why are you being such a madre seal??

by clclclclcl July 1, 2015

Blob Seal

An annoying ass motherfucker who hates children, is afraid of turtles, and molests lesbian penguins.

Hey bitchass, you are such an annoying blob seal.

by TurtleLover6942069 February 12, 2021

pet the seal

To masturbate. Visualize it and you will get it.

I'm sorry I can't go to your bullshit meeting, but taking the time to pet the seal would be more productive.

by Not Aaron Krause September 18, 2015

Seal nationalist

Seal nationalism is the identification with one's own seal nation and supports its seal interests.

Seal nationalist is very serious, the 14 words of seal nationalism are. >We must secure the existence of all Seals and a future for Seal Pups.

by Coomer January 14, 2022

seal suit

A large layer of fat covering a humans body.

If that guy didn't have a seal suit on then he wouldn't be sweating balls.

by Sazdogg November 16, 2013