Salty sombrero

The sweaty tip of a mexicans penis

I'm going to stick my salty sombrero into Lucas' mouth.

by The Salty Sombrero December 1, 2010

salty ceasar

A salad that has been splooged on.

The customer was pissing me off so I replaced his meal order with a salty ceasar.

by Perry Wilson January 26, 2005

Salty Wonton

When a man doesn't take a shower in multiple days and his penis and ball sack starts to smell like salt and vinger.

Dude, I have such a bad salty wonton right now!

by Punzorz December 21, 2009

Salty Foundations

A term used to describe the residue left behind when a man relieves himself after sex or masturbation. The phrase is given its name from the often salty taste and smell of the substance.

Phil: "I've laid my salty foundations."
Darren: "Oh realy? when's it due?"

by Darren Ravenscroft December 15, 2008

Salty RoadSign

A Salty Roadsign is when you ejaculate in a jar, add 1 tablespoon of highgrade sea salt and let it ferment for a week, you then tie your subject up to a road sign and perform a drive by, typically shattering the jar over there head and covering then in Skeet and Salt, thus resulting in a Salty RoadSign

Kurt was very excited when he performed his first salty roadsign on Hillary

~Scarpy~

by Scarpy February 28, 2009

Salty Grogg

A Males Semen placed in a IceCube Tray
Then Frozen.

''Geez Sheryl These Salty Groggs Taste Great''

by RDB INC. December 19, 2008

salty taint

When one spews on anothers taint, which is the area of skin located between anus and testies, and later in the day after the spew has dried another licks the area resulting in a salty taste. "Pete says to Rick, hey man your taint is salty today what gives!"

"Pete says to Rick, hey man your taint is salty taint today what gives!"

by talon88 August 18, 2013