Lap Puppet

An individual that sits on a mans lap while the mans erect penis resides in the anal cavity of the person sitting down. The resulting action is the person on the mans lap talks or screams making it look like a puppet on his lap.

In prision the weakest man becomes a lap puppet.

by Legacy NOC Team September 19, 2012

Pennsylvania Pirate Puppet

When your boss forcefully sodomizes you while choking you with weed whip line.

Did you hear? Kyle is going to give Chance a pennsylvania pirate puppet on Monday!

by YaBoyAD August 6, 2021

puppet theory

Removing emotions from all relationships and manipulating a person or a group of people to have them as puppets to allow benefit for yourself or for a certain cause.

This can involve forging personal relationships and all interactions to sway things in your favor.

Greg used the puppet theory so he could get all of his workers to believe he is the greatest boss in the building.

by michaela45 February 24, 2019

Pennsylvania Pirate Puppet

When your boss forcefully sodomizes you while choking you with weed whip line.

Did you hear? Kyle is going to give Chance a Pennsylvania pirate puppet on Monday!

by YaBoyAD August 6, 2021

Sock puppet people

People who pretend to be race horse trainers who are fronting for scum bags who can’t get a licenses.

The sock puppet people are taking all the purse money from the real racehorse trainers.

by Squrl November 15, 2023

Puppeteer

The sexual act of shoving a hand in your partner as they move their mouth with no sound and you speak for them as if they're your puppet.

Last night I put my hand up her butt to do the puppeteer so she can finally say she loves me.

by 21JY August 27, 2025

Trump puppet

An American female conservative who fantasizes about, or is party to sexual provocation of the pussy grabbing persuasion

"Yea bro she was like a conservatives wet dream, shes a total trump puppet and she wears the Reagan mask for me during sex"

by revvinkevin November 17, 2018