Sock puppet

If you own a sock puppet you are Ruth a 5 year old or a ...........special human/ pedo

Sock puppet

by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020

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Puppet Show

You're trying to hold in a crap while rushing to get to a toilet. The knurled protuberance of a turd pokes out of your anus. You are able to retract it back in. It repeats over-and-over again until you are finally able to fully relieve yourself at a toilet. This repetition is a Puppet Show.

I need to pull over and find a restroom because I've got a real Puppet Show going on right now.

by Caasi Notwen November 13, 2019

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Dick Puppet

A woman who can't survive without a man in her life. She always needs a mans attention and presence in order to be a functioning human being

Dude, Karen is such a dick puppet.

by tits-fuckin-mcgee April 19, 2018

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Mold puppet

Mold puppet- A person(usually the local white trash whore) who lives in deplorable conditions but still stunts for social media like some kind of a poverty line baller. This person has had a lot of people in that ass but the next guy in line never cares enough,to not let her sing sweet home Alabama into the cockrophone like some Ronnie van zant bikini fan club groupie.

-mold puppet

See also :
Roast beef for certain .
And drapes match the floorboards

I wanna take her on a second date but you should have seen her house, she was a real mold puppet

by Halco man August 13, 2018

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Media Puppet

Anyone who believes everything they hear negative or positive on social media , news or talk shows about a particular person. They rely on how the masses feel about a certain person to decide if they are likable.

The tonight shows monologe was ripping on " John Doe" tonight and everyone cheered. Must be a croud of Media Puppets!

by shucky April 24, 2023

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