when you penetrate a living organism of the kind exemplified by trees, shrubs, herbs, grasses, ferns, and mosses, typically growing in a permanent site, absorbing water and inorganic substances through its roots, and synthesizing nutrients in its leaves by photosynthesis using the green pigment chlorophyll with a male erectile organ of copulation by which urine and semen are discharged from the body and that develops from the same embryonic mass of tissue as the clitoris and your penis gets infected and has thorns sticking on to it with it still bleeding but you still keep on penetrating the plant.
by plantsix February 18, 2021
by Eddie's toy boy Jon February 28, 2020
1. - Contest to see who has the best weed.
2. - Smoking a shit ton of good weed - (As in going to war with your smoking buddies on a big fat sack.)
2. - Smoking a shit ton of good weed - (As in going to war with your smoking buddies on a big fat sack.)
"Don't get into no plant wars with B-Real!"
"Don't bring brick weed to plant wars, fool."
"After the plant wars I didn't know what decade it was."
"Uhhh...something something...plant wars....uhhhh....what?"
"Don't bring brick weed to plant wars, fool."
"After the plant wars I didn't know what decade it was."
"Uhhh...something something...plant wars....uhhhh....what?"
by foockayoou November 11, 2017
by Laret December 11, 2017
When the boss is out of the office and productivity completely stops. You're in the office, you're getting paid, but you sure aren't working!
"Hey, did you hear the boss took the rest of the day off?"
"Woo in plant vacation, baby!! I'm going to go watch Netflix in my office all day!"
"Woo in plant vacation, baby!! I'm going to go watch Netflix in my office all day!"
by lazyclockwatcher March 25, 2014
by NiggaOnPlant October 18, 2023