Shower Gel Paradox

A symptom of showering tierd -

When one showers in a reduced state of awakeness that they momentarily forget the application of shower gel and therefore are caught in an infinite loop of reapplying shower gel.

Mark: Adam was never seen again, legend has it his skin was bright red when they found him.

Leo: Ah the Shower Gel Paradox it's becoming an epidemic.

by MrDeeny May 23, 2023

The DreamWorks Trequal Paradox

Created by the youtuber TheOdd1sOut, The DreamWorks Trequal Paradox is a phenomenon where a DreamWorks sequel is as good (or better) as the original, but the 3rd movie is sub-par.

However, there's one franchise that doesn't follow the DreamWorks Trequal Paradox™ and it haunts my dreams (works).

by JmanDraws November 24, 2022

The Shonda Rhimes Paradox

When a black person are always bound to find themselves in a relationship with someone of the opposite race, typically a white person. It is typically uncommon for people caught in this paradox to date another black person.

Andre: Man, all my past relationship has been with White Women.

Cole: Sounds like you’re caught in the Shonda Rhimes Paradox, my friend.

by BOI64 February 4, 2021

Bari Mahir Paradox

A romantic and totally illogical-yet-cute theory that states: "If a boyfriend does something wrong, it's his girlfriend's fault because he belongs to her, and all his actions are influenced by her presence in his life."

Often used by deeply-in-love guys who want to stay out of trouble while reminding their girl that they're hopelessly, ridiculously hers.

Rano: "Why did you forget our date night?"

Mahir: "Because of the Bari Mahir Paradox. I'm yours, so technically... you forgot it through me."

Rano: rolls eyes but secretly loves it

by Porous oblivion April 22, 2025

Paradoxing

Pār-a-dox-een;

The act of texting from two sources on one account at the same time.

I was paradoxing today from my iPhone and my iPad and the server froze because it didn’t know which one to send first.

by Remco Pardeau March 4, 2019

Markiplier Paradox

when an individual is simultaneously the smartest and the dumbest of a group of two or more people.

Jaiden was an example of the Markiplier Paradox

by bucketcom January 25, 2025

Digsby's Paradox

The inherent contradiction that exists in an Eastern European Muslim - caused by the conflict between the islamic aversion to alcohol, nicotine, and sexual promiscuity, and the Eastern European ego need for such things.

Richard: Hey why does Andrew Tate smoke cigars, drink alcohol, and fuck random women? Isn't he a muslim?
Joseph: It's Digsby's Paradox, bro.

by Dr. Digsby April 16, 2024