Jade Kink

When you meet someone on discord named Jade but she simps for Tsuki from haikyuu so you bug her until she marries you 🙄🙄🙄 and then you make flipaclips pls

Yuh I have a Jade Kink.

by Bvnnyx September 28, 2020

idris kink

uhm when u have a kink for idris like

“i have an idris kink”

by idrisshrine June 19, 2023

Kink Wellington

It’s like beef Wellington just with daddy issues and a liking for CCBBT~Cattle Cock and Bovine Ball Torture.

After reading their online dating profile, which mentioned both being raised in the countryside on a cattle farm and a recent purchase of a custom-built spanking bench, I knew I was dealing with a full-course Kink Wellington.

by Indec1sive April 1, 2025

son kink

a kink where you romantically/sexually find it nice to take care of your boyfriend. nurturing and disciplining him like he’s your own son. most people who have this find attraction to younger guys.

guy: dude my gf keeps treating me like her son.

guy2: yeah…she definitely has a Son Kink

by mastymanz1736 September 23, 2023

Selfie kink

People who love receiving selfies at night

Alistair defo has a selfie kink

by Rattus5 November 8, 2021

Kink Lord

when you get all of the kinks out of the hose in one go

“hey son that was impressive you’re such a kink lord!”

by appleuser14 November 27, 2021

Kink in the hose

Annoying person who gets under your skin while trying to live your best life

Spencer, stop being such a kink in the hose and get out of my way! Sheeesh.

by the_austinjames June 20, 2021