by QueenFroggoDaAmazingness July 3, 2022
Get the Minion cultmug. by bruhskiithe1st May 21, 2021
Get the monkey cultmug. A crazy group of 7 to 10 yr olds who would kill their parents just to praise their queen/cult leader Zoe LaVerne.
by Bsyshehehdu May 6, 2020
Get the zonut cultmug. A term used to describe the Heaven's Gate Cult, especially given their habit of castrating themselves.
"You know they're also known as 'The Cult With No Balls?' Basically because to get onto the spaceship you had to have them whipped off.
by RTM 1963 October 2, 2025
Get the The Cult With No Ballsmug. Hym "Pssshhh!!! Don't tell them that! How am I supposed to start a Satanist cult so I can bang the hot ones if you're going around telling people I'm not a Satanist!?"
Iam "We talk about not engaging in deity worship..."
Hym "You shut up!"
Iam "We talk about not engaging in deity worship..."
Hym "You shut up!"
by Hym Iam May 12, 2022
Get the Cultmug. I don't think I should have to say this but... You know I'm not going to be super stoked about a bunch of accidental cults running around and harvesting souls in my name right? Right? Because that would constitute charlatanry and if it isn't ABUNDANTLY CLEAR... I'm against that.
Hym "Hey, and don't go blaming me for accidental cults. Alright? We all know how I feel about charlatanry from watching Lucifer... The show were Lucifer hates sin and that's why he punishes them and is a Sherlock Holmes-esque police consultant show... Which is a thing I wrote about... Entirely coincidental I'm sure... The timelines match up.... Just saying.... But yeah, don't let me be the God of your charlatan religion... Not a great way to die... Not going to be a great thing to wake up to after you die..."
by Hym Iam February 22, 2023
Get the Accidental cultsmug. 