Curly Crowe

Mini Maximus.

Mutual Acquaintance- Have you met Lenny Phoenix, your future adversary?

Curly Crowe- It wasn't my idea that we meet, it was yours.

Mutual Acquaintance- Ah, the things that happen to us are so epic and hilarious. I am so headstrong, theres nothing I can't do and there's no one I can't take on.

Curly Crowe- Not everyone really thinks it's as funnyvas you do, they just pretend to because they're around you (because you're pretentious) and you want to keep your bullshit going and keep everybody defending you.

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

Crow-nis

Crow-nis (noun), the sexual organ of a male
bird!!!

Check out the Crow-nis on that hummingbird, talk about hitting the genetic

jackpot, he won't have sand kicked in HIS beak at the beach

by Sevzilla738 September 17, 2023

Dick Crow

getting fucked over or ripped off, usually by someone you consider a friend.

"Did you hear that Caleb borrowed money from that chick and just took off?"
"Yeah, I heard. She got Dick Crow'ed."

by BoltActionBaby February 18, 2015

Crow

A racist term used by few relating back to the “Jim Crow laws”.

Look at that Crow right there

by Da_realest_1 April 30, 2024

Richard Crowe

A distant relative of the Tucan originally from central America, this particular species has been crossbreed into humans over hundreds of years and now blends in with the general human population. You can see how the evolution still resembles that of the original Tucan by observing the species from the side and taking note of its enlarged nose.

Wow look at that Richard Crowe and that huge nose!

by Historian Crowe March 23, 2023

Charlie Crowe

The most handsomest, pretty, freaky, funniest guy. You would die trying to find them. They are so rare.

Girl1: Omg did you see the Charlie Crowe at the mall… he looked so cute
Guy1: OMGGG HE DID

by hannybanny July 27, 2021

crow moment

a term used to describe the most retarded way of thinking that involves being narcissistic, contradictory, retarded, and retarded. it can also be used to describe the sheer lack of ignorance and budding in for no reason

this guy can't think for himself. that is such a crow moment

by fartsniffer241 March 29, 2024