Guy one: "hey guys look a vulture"
*3 minuets later*
Guy two: "hey guys is that a vulture"
Guy one: Isaiah moment
*3 minuets later*
Guy two: "hey guys is that a vulture"
Guy one: Isaiah moment
by Arugiad June 22, 2022
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0-5 minutes post-ejaculate (clarity moment): i pondered about what events led me to fuck this annoying 3/10 when i could have spent 3 minutes jerking it to my sexy co-workers facebook pictures. what the fuck is wrong with me? i really want to be an astronaut. family guy sucks.
5< minutes post-ejaculate (return to normal): alright maybe if i fuck her tomorrow she will be less annoying and a 5/10. i'm too lazy to be an astronaut. if i'm a little high family guy is funny.
5< minutes post-ejaculate (return to normal): alright maybe if i fuck her tomorrow she will be less annoying and a 5/10. i'm too lazy to be an astronaut. if i'm a little high family guy is funny.
by well...shit March 3, 2014
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Person A- "I'm drowning in a dark pit of nothingness"
Person B- "ellie moment..."
Person A- "I’m numb and I’m tired. Too much has happened today. I feel as if I’d been out in a pounding rain for forty-eight hours without an umbrella or a coat. I’m soaked to the skin with emotion"
Person A- "becasue im the devil whos searching for redemption 💀 😢"
Person A- "Already I realize certain feelings I was not aware of, like the fear of being hurt.
I despise my own hypersensitiveness, which requires so much reassurance. It is certainly abnormal to crave so much to be loved and understood"
Person A- "Anxiety is a feeling grown too large. A feeling grown aggressive and dangerous. You're responsible for it's consequences, you're responsible for treating it. But Michael, you're not responsible for causing it. You're not morally at fault for it. No more than you would be for a tumor"
Person B- "ellie moment..."
Person A- "I’m numb and I’m tired. Too much has happened today. I feel as if I’d been out in a pounding rain for forty-eight hours without an umbrella or a coat. I’m soaked to the skin with emotion"
Person A- "becasue im the devil whos searching for redemption 💀 😢"
Person A- "Already I realize certain feelings I was not aware of, like the fear of being hurt.
I despise my own hypersensitiveness, which requires so much reassurance. It is certainly abnormal to crave so much to be loved and understood"
Person A- "Anxiety is a feeling grown too large. A feeling grown aggressive and dangerous. You're responsible for it's consequences, you're responsible for treating it. But Michael, you're not responsible for causing it. You're not morally at fault for it. No more than you would be for a tumor"
by fartbollocks March 13, 2022
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Get the Whalenut Moment mug.A Mahala moment is when someone is being really loud and then poops themselves.
Olivia: LOLOLOL that was so funny!!
Sophia: XDXDXD IKR
Mahala: *Screams then poops*
Olivia and Sophia: Now that was a Mahala moment!
Olivia: LOLOLOL that was so funny!!
Sophia: XDXDXD IKR
Mahala: *Screams then poops*
Olivia and Sophia: Now that was a Mahala moment!
by POOPYPOOPOO123 May 26, 2020
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