Token from the 98 Stretch and Bobbito freestyle by Big L. Mean to beat someone up as if they were a old cheap dusty rug.
by 187NookLV February 10, 2021
A person who drags their bare ass across someone's carpet or rug leaving a skid mark (a line of fecal matter) on said carpet or rug intentionally.
Also used for someone who ejaculates into another person's pubic hair.
Also used for someone who ejaculates into another person's pubic hair.
That rug smudger ruined your new carpet, you may never get that stain out.
Or
He pulled out and came on my pubic hair, what a rug smudger.
Or
He pulled out and came on my pubic hair, what a rug smudger.
by Axe smacker August 30, 2019
a) when your dog is on your throw rug and you pull them around the linoleum on it.
b) when your girlfriend doesn't wax and you "do it"
c) when you trip on magic mushrooms but can't afford a magic carpet so you just trip on a rug
b) when your girlfriend doesn't wax and you "do it"
c) when you trip on magic mushrooms but can't afford a magic carpet so you just trip on a rug
by blundering_buttnut@yahoo.com November 13, 2010
by BugzBunnyDWS June 27, 2020
The act of passing out in the middle of a living room, typically at the end of a party and under the influence of drugs or alcohol
by Splatt January 27, 2019
Beef Rugs are similar to beef curtains but with much more girth. As rugs are heavier and thicker than curtains, beef rugs are heavier and thicker than beef curtains. They are also referred to as baby brains.
"Her beef rugs are worse than a pink sock."
"I'd rather have her shit in my mouth than get near those beef rugs again."
"I'd rather have her shit in my mouth than get near those beef rugs again."
by Ars3Pwnd3r March 30, 2013