Pussy Shorts

We all know what booty shorts are, but lately shorts are getting shorter and shorter. Pussy shorts are shorts so short that everything is exposed. Ass, thigh, and you guessed it, pussy. These can most commonly be spotted in the springtime when it first gets warm or in the summer time. Ironically most people that wear them are the ones that have no right too *I'm talking to you fat chicks*
Person 1: "Did you see Shanaynay yesterday?"
Person 2: "Yeah, wearin those pussy shorts."
Person 1: "I know, it was all hangin out."
by Will "Brown Sugar" C. III March 15, 2012
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Jean Shorts

1) Normal girls shorts.
2) If worn by boys, they are the nerdiest shorts in the world. Only worn by nerds, homosexuals, and people whos last name is Gore.
Jean Shorts: The official shorts of SD-G.
by KingPeter888 August 19, 2008
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short dick

To fully or partially cut off someone's penis with a dull butter knife to get things going. Doing what it takes to light a fire under some dumb cunt's ass. Often used as a pedagogical aid on the job.
"Private Pyle, I WILL motivate you, if I have to short dick every cannibal in the Congo."

-- R. Lee Ermey

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by popeofeastlansing November 04, 2010
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short shift

When shifting in a manual transmission while in the midst of a race you under shift the gear of the car because your not watching the RPM gauge and not shifting at the prefered shift time.
Dude, you could tell that that newb didnt know when to shift cuz you could hear him short shifting the gears in the car
by The carbon fiber 240sx March 26, 2005
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Cut Short

one asks another this to save them a quarter of their alredy lit cigerette.
Hey can u cut me short.or
Can i get shorts.
by Matt January 14, 2004
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jean shorts

1. If worn by a male, many different homosexual entities and ideals are incorporated, unless referenced to fashion in the late 70's, early 80's.
2. If worn by a female, acceptable and fashionable to all standards, regardless of year.
1. Look at that guy's jean shorts...that's so gay.
2. Damn, look at that girl in those jean shorts! So hot!
by Jared Amador April 16, 2008
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Short Kings

They are below 5’5 but are packing a whol third leg down in their pp area.
by Elben Lord October 10, 2022
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