safty net

When you tell one person you love them and make them wait for you just in case you current relationship fails

Safty net: I'm dating Luke but I'm using carlos as a safety net just because I feel like Luke will leave me

by Mastermind$ July 9, 2015

net

someone who is passed around

him: *showing off* i fucked her, her, n her.

her: u a net.

by sumbodyudontknow March 3, 2021

NET-FIX

When you’ve been binging on a TV series/ season, and on reaching its end you desperately need to quell the craving and find something else to fill your sad empty void.

I’ve just finished binging on Breaking Bad... i need another Net-Fix !!!

by Little moose August 16, 2020

Safety-net sub

After scanning the vertigo-inducing range of lunchbreak subs (e.g. Taleggio, pine nut, grapefruit and rocket) - the confused mind generally opts for friendlier territory. Picking an uncool, but boot-filling standby - (e.g. cheese).

Jim: Hey Bob, you gotta try this sun-dried octopus on flax-seed crostini. And it's only eight bucks fifty!
Bob: Nah man, I'm set with my Safety-net sub .
Jim: (*shrugs*)
Bob: Ham.

by Paterico December 14, 2008

Net jetsetter

An internet user not defined or confined by their location.

That person has so many different language videos on their YouTube channels. Such a net jetsetter.

by ruby_wednesday May 9, 2015

Butterfly Net

A hypothetical device that a medical professional would use to capture and detain the mentally disturbed.

I saw Jonathan running around the park chasing squirrels - someone needs to get the Butterfly Net out.

by My urban definitions June 12, 2024

net thuggin

someone who talks hella shit on social network but can’t own up to shit in person and ain’t bout it

“Lmao look at that bitch net thuggin, but she quiet in person”

by imdatBITCHx2 November 7, 2018