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titty vision

When you are with your spouse and an attractive female walks past, you use this to check them out without being caught.. A.K.A peripheral vision.
I was with my girl Friday night and I had to use my titty vision to check out this fine women that walked past!
by Wyatt Gornick January 25, 2016
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Baddie Vision

The ability to spot baddies in unnaturally far places
"bro there's a Baddie in the car behind us."
"Bro what? You got Baddie Vision!"
by Professor Thawne April 3, 2025
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Huncho Vision

When you can see the best strategies and make the best decisions. Being able to see into the future. Having a superior mindset that allows you to excel.
Mark: Yo he just made a crazy move, how'd he think of that.

Hunter: Bro he has Huncho Vision.
by mistaflames1996 December 14, 2021
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Dunnell vision

Being unable to see all the chores/uni work you have to do, or thinking you've done all of them, because you're too busy watching TV. A mix between "done all" and "tunnel vision"
Person 1: Bro, Stephanie has like 4 assignments due this week and she's watching TV!
Person 2: She doesn't know that, she has major dunnell vision bro
by omgconst1 May 17, 2017
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veggie vision

A hypothetical phenomenon in which a vegetable is equipped with corrective eyewear, thereby granting it the optical capability to perceive its environment.

This process, rooted in the highly questionable field of horticultural optics, suggests that cucumbers may gain an improved sense of spatial awareness and carrots could finally read the fine print on nutrition labels. The implications for vegetable-based vision enhancement are still largely theoretical, though it's believed to be most effective when combined with a healthy dose of imagination and a pinch of absurdity.
veggie's glasses are called veggie vision
by apr1l1 January 14, 2025
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Video game vision

Experiencing a brief impression of experiencing life from the vantage point of a third-person camera, usually a result of long gaming binges. Can also happen more vividly in one's dreams.
Man, I've been playing way too much Metal Gear. I was out jogging and had some crazy video game vision.
by Bladeroller January 12, 2016
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Tunnel Vision

Tunnel Vision is when your view on life “tunnels” as if you are in a tunnel and can only see one thing or one goal and that’s all that matters to you.
Notre Dame had tunnel vision on winning a National Championship in Lacrosse.
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