suicide corner

When you want to kill yourself, but somebody you like or care about says that they'll kill themselves if you kill yourself.

Girlfriend: If you kill yourself, I'll do the same.
You: Fuck! You just backed me into a suicide corner

by cowthe2000 March 26, 2017

suicide caucus

The act of a political party causing harm to their country and use that pain to force the opposition to comply. This is different from political suicide which compromises a chance of maintaining power. A suicide caucus is often a last ditch effort.

John Boehner fucking with the debt ceiling is a prime example of a suicide caucus.

by Baldr57 October 8, 2013

suicidal turtle

A turtle with suicidal thoughts and tendencies

I think my turtle is a suicidal turtle, he drank poison today.

by Please kill me i want to die October 21, 2017

suicide sanchez

A Suicide Sanchez is when a male is performing the act of having sex with his girlfriend and at the same time sticks his finger in her ass. He then inserts that same finger into his own mouth.

After a night of hard partying and executing a Suicide Sanchez , Jt had to brush his teeth seven times and mouthwash eight to get rid of the funky taste in his mouth.

by Fudgestick March 25, 2017

Russian Suicide

Any murder framed as a suicide by the State. In other words a media friendly way of purging somebody. The name comes from the half joke that many Russian politicians and Generals "Commit Suicide" or "Get Ill" when they screw up.

News: "General Popov, a notorious critic of the Russian government has reportedly committed suicide this morning. Russian state media claims Popov shot himself in the back of the head before dumping himself in a ditch."

Me: "Yeah that's a Russian Suicide."

by Doing_Beuano October 3, 2023

suicide mish

When you do something that’s going to end in certain failure but you decide to do it because it’s your obligation to do so. It’s also a very British thing to do.
Can be used in a video game context when you sacrifice yourself for the better of the team.
Variant : suicide mission

Dude1: Cya dude im going on a suicide mission and gna call my ex up about going out again.
Dude2: Instant death.

Dude1: No he’s got a rocket launcher.
Dude2: Don’t worry I'll go outside on a suicide mish and waste his ammo.

Dude1: Dude I got this girl into my room and I was so horny i asked her to suck me off, I thought i was on a suicide mission, but she unzipped my pants and sucked it like a pro whore.
Dude2: Lucky fuck, can I have her number?

by Andy2billion July 15, 2005

suicide shift

A work shift where the workers have eight hours (or less) between the time they get off of work and their next shift. Named this way because workers who are put into this situation are usually overworked and underpaid by their boss and would rather be dead than be forced to be overworked by a company that doesn't give a shit about them. Two notable cases occurred in July 2021 with the Frito-Lays company and in August 2021 with Nabisco. Unfortunately, this has become more common since the COVID-19 pandemic started

"One of the most contentious issues throughout the bargaining process, according to union leaders, has been the regular use of forced overtime at the plant that results in so-called 'suicide shifts' where "'many of the more than 800 workers at the plant are only getting an eight-hour break between shifts."'

-NPR

"Alongside low pay, treatment of employees is coming to the surface. Workers at Frito-Lay—which also exceeded its profit goals during the pandemic—went on strike for three weeks this summer, citing concerns over forced overtime, 100-degree plus conditions, and 'suicide shifts.' The workers were successful in ending the practice of assigning the grueling 12-hour shifts, which took place less than 8 hours apart...Parent conglomerate Mondelez International angered employees when it proposed turning eight-hour shifts into 12-hour ones without overtime."

-Civileats

by Mayday ｯ November 7, 2021