Cabbage patch kid

A child who grew up and began the usage of marijuana in third grade, cocaine in sixth, and meth in ninth.

That kid over there is a total cabbage patch kid.

by SuudoNimm May 17, 2014

tendin' a tobacco patch

erotic sexplay involving the patch of hair some men have on the small of the back above or extending down the anal crevice, or tobacco patch.

"listen girl, I got to get off this phone and get in the shower... I'm covered in juice from tendin' his tobacco patch."

by DutchMaster & Muriel June 27, 2004

Columbian Soul Patch

When you smear fecal mater on you chin in an effort to pass it off as a beard.

Did you see Frankie's new beard? Ya, it's a Columbian soul patch.

by Jayare87 March 18, 2018

Sour Patch Kinder

Very tasty candy

Sour patch kinder: WE CANT BE SWEET! WE MUST BE SOUR!!! *becomes nazi*

by _igger May 25, 2023

Deven's Pumpkin Patch

Devenisfat on twitch server

Oh my look at deven's pumpkin patch

by DiscordChef4Life March 03, 2021

blueberry pumpkin patch

when you squeeze a cock before ejaculation and hold near the tip till it turns blue, the let it go slowly until it turns into an orangey red color while u cum

I took her to the blueberry pumpkin patch last night

by I am gerard April 06, 2016

Sour patch smoothie

When your eating out a girl and she pisses in your mouth and you collect some of it in your mouth and try to spit it back into her vagina

She gave me a Sour patch smoothie last night i Don't think I'll see her again

by I hate avrin February 17, 2022