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Marketing Mongrel

An even lower form of life than the Management Minga. A Marketing Mongrel typically aspires to (a) be a Management Minga, (b)hang out with Management Minga's; but in most cases niether is achievable. Marketing Mongrels engage in activities that even the common cretin would not and incur such names as "Chipmunk", "gumby", or "Number three" through either appearance or behavioural characteristics.
" Man I wish I was a Management Minga. They're so smart and not to mention, HOT!"

" Forget it, once a Markting Mongrel, always a Marketing Mongrel"

"Man, if only I didn't look like a chipmunk...I wonder if I'll get invited to the next minga party"

"doubt it"
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market terrorist

A market terrorist is a term used to describe an individual or group who intentionally tries to manipulate the stock market for their own gain by spreading false or misleading information, or by taking other actions that are designed to create fear or uncertainty among investors. This could include things like hacking into stock trading systems, issuing fake press releases, or using other tactics to manipulate stock prices. Market terrorists often operate with the aim of causing significant financial losses for other investors, in order to benefit from the resulting market chaos.
Yo, Citadel is a fucking market terrorist
by Lavi Tozlov December 14, 2022
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Al-HaitHam Market

Al-HaitHam (I'll Hate Him).
Al-HaitHam Market- Al-HaitHam for putting my sister on the Market but won't Liquor.
by Silenthillrick2 September 28, 2023
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marketing plan

A plan which contains the strategy in which the business expects to achieve their goals. It is usually a subsidiary of the business plan.
Person 1: Dude, how's that marketing plan coming along?

Person 2: Nearly finished it. When it's done, my business is going to run as smooth a train.

Person 1: (Muttering) Yeah, like a train wreck.

Person 2: Did you say something?

Person 1: Nope
by Ashton Knight January 7, 2014
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Lexington Market

Lexington Market is one of the oldest and largest markets in the country. Since like the 1700s and some shit. With ties into the fish and meat industries, the market has served baltimore through generations of the working class.. lately its known for the drug use and drug dealers who surround the area.. but the market itself is still a thriving place of fresh seafood and carryouts who have helped put a name to the neighborhood. People not from baltimore only associate it with bad things due to surrounding neighborhoods but the market itself is still a great place to find good deals on seafood, groceries, lunch, etc.. all Im saying is, dont define the market by its surrounding neighborhoods and dont bash the neighborhoods surrounding it due to gentrification
"Hey man, want to get some fresh seafood from Lexington Market"

"Sure, we just have to be careful, it can be dangerous down Lexington Market. Let's go during the day."
by The BMT June 16, 2017
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donk market

A poker table where seasoned players can sit down and invest their money and, at the expense of inexperienced players (donkeys), realize gains that far exceed the ROI that can be found in the traditional stock market.
Guy 1: "Dude, where did you get the scratch to afford a flash car like that? You hit the lottery or something?!"

Guy 2: "Nope. This is what a 38% ROI will get you. Fuck the stock market, I invest in the donk market, beeotch!
by TGW75 September 7, 2010
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going to market

During sexual intercourse, inserting your big toe into your partner's rear entryway.
I tried going to market, but she kicked me out of bed - didn't even give me a kleenex to clean up after.
by thePooplord February 15, 2014
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