What you call your dick wrapped in a paper towel. After you beat your meat using lotion, you use a paper towel to dry it off, and your wrapped dick is a hot dog.
Chad: Bro I had the yugest hot dog last night!
Brad: Damn, my dick is small so i only get little hot dogs.
Brad: Damn, my dick is small so i only get little hot dogs.
by Horny Busdriver February 14, 2019
Get the hot dogmug. The act of grabbing your own penis fully, then shaking someones hand. Thus transmitting any urine, semen or STDs commonly found in the pubic region.
"Hey man, why does my hand smell so bad?"
"Thats because I just gave you a nice Hot Dog Handshake!"
"Ohhh man thats nasty!"
"Thats because I just gave you a nice Hot Dog Handshake!"
"Ohhh man thats nasty!"
by thegodofthepenis July 26, 2012
Get the Hot Dog Handshakemug. Hawaiian hot dog - The action of pouring pineapple juice and sliced pineapples in your anus before anal sex
by Nichesexphrases June 28, 2022
Get the Hawaiian hot dogmug. by Chili and dogs September 7, 2022
Get the Go chili your own hot dogmug. by Charles Albert Krza November 8, 2022
Get the Hot Dog Chigletmug. Person 1: hey do you want a hot dog?
Person 2: Uhm I'm not gay
Person 1: I meant for dinner you idiot.
Person 2: Oh. OH. Oops
Person 2: Uhm I'm not gay
Person 1: I meant for dinner you idiot.
Person 2: Oh. OH. Oops
by Nobody cares March 26, 2023
Get the Hot Dogmug. There are many tall tales about the way in which hot dogs are made, but the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council is eager to tell the real story. First, specially selected meat trimmings of beef and/or pork - just like the meat you buy in your grocer's case - are cut or ground into small pieces and placed in a mixer.
What is a hot dog? Is it meat, plastic, human flesh? No one knows.
What is a hot dog? Is it meat, plastic, human flesh? No one knows.
noun
1.
a frankfurter, especially one served hot in a long, soft roll and topped with various condiments.
"he's ordering a hot dog"
2.
NORTH AMERICANinformal
a person who shows off, especially a skier or surfer who performs stunts or tricks.
exclamationNORTH AMERICANinformal
1.
used to express delight or enthusiastic approval.
"hot dog! I've finally found something I can do that you can't"
verbNORTH AMERICANinformal
1.
perform stunts or tricks; show off.
"he chastised the dancers who'd been hotdogging"
1.
a frankfurter, especially one served hot in a long, soft roll and topped with various condiments.
"he's ordering a hot dog"
2.
NORTH AMERICANinformal
a person who shows off, especially a skier or surfer who performs stunts or tricks.
exclamationNORTH AMERICANinformal
1.
used to express delight or enthusiastic approval.
"hot dog! I've finally found something I can do that you can't"
verbNORTH AMERICANinformal
1.
perform stunts or tricks; show off.
"he chastised the dancers who'd been hotdogging"
by Error666 March 11, 2017
Get the hot dogmug.