the broom closet

A person who practices whichcraft but is not open about it or very secretive. Similar to a homosexual not being open about their sexual orientation.

Person 1- "She always chants words under her breath and wears a pentagram necklace, is she into witchcraft or something?"

- Person 2 " People have been asking her about it but shes been denying it so far. I think shes in the broom closet!"

by Mork_ulv March 27, 2017

Cock closet

A warm moist gash

I beat the fuck out of her cock closet last night.

by The big bad carpet muncher December 22, 2019

Magic Closet

A closet where 2 people go in, and 3 people come out. Sometimes threesomes occur, and sometimes even more.

Steve: Hey Harold, did you see those ladies go into the magic closet just a second ago?
Harold: Yeah, lucky girl...

by ThatOneGuyThatJustShowsUp March 11, 2015

thunder closet

The bathroom, particularly the one where you would poop.

I am about to hunker down in the ol thunder closet and launch a big ol steamy sewer pickle.

by goodolick May 07, 2015

closet bangers

Two people that are having intercourse at work and trying to hide it.

Did you hear about the boss and the chick in accounting?

Yeah they are closet bangers.

by Azmodeus July 06, 2017

closet playa

A playa with game well hidden in the closet.

Bitch please...Zulu's not not a balla, he's just a closet playa!

by rottentomato August 12, 2007

lighting closet

a supreme workshop; the only place on this earth closest to heaven

by Anonymous September 19, 2003