Nashville Christmas

Explosive nightcap to an otherwise wonderful day.

Man, I gotta tell you, taking a shit after eating at Chili's was a Nashville Christmas.

by Mister Creant December 28, 2020

christmas heid

head is full of Christmas thoughts to the point of not being with it, not in the here and now because too busy thinking what to get Aunt Bessie or deciding what Christmas tablecloth to get for the family dinner

'she was driving like an idiot, clearly got her Christmas heid on'

by mazdoll4 January 13, 2013

christmas wave

a form of expression usually only observed in december, it is a fine example of the holiday spirit
usually accompanied by crazy loud swearing

Person 1: Did you see that little old lady going down the road the wrong way, then blocking the entrance to the mall?
Person 2: Yeah, I gave her a christmas wave

by christmas waves are fun December 26, 2008

christmas outfit

1. (N.) A Christmas outfit is the result of having recieved many clothing items around the same period of time. Naturally, someone would want to wear all the gifts they've recieved at once, and when they do, it creates a mismatched catastrophy.

2. A outfit consisting of purely new items of clothing.

Ex. "Ew, she's wearing egg socks, a flannel, a sweater, shorts and reindeer print leggings all at once! Must be a Christmas outfit..."

by Pai_it_right March 5, 2016

Christmas Nudes

Nudes which are sent in the Christmas season. Send nudes to those who you didn’t buy presents for and spread the holiday cheer!

Person 1: “Did you get anything from Melanie this year?”
Person 2: “Yeah bro she sent me some Christmas nudes! Just what i always wanted”

by James1904 December 24, 2019

christmas mule

Having sex doggy style in front of the Christmas tree, while you both wear santa hats, and the guy blows his wad on to the tree.

Maria was pissed the dog was caught in friendly fire when Seth finished the Christmas mule.

by Dave_Digler_Rva January 23, 2022

Christmas balls

Once a man has undergone a vasectomy, his balls are purely decorative. You definitely still want them on the “tree” but they aren’t doing anything productive

Your wit is just “Christmas balls” mate

by HenryWalter May 7, 2019