christmas pie

When a partner stuffs a female cavity with an aromatic blend of holiday herbs such as cloves, frankincense and mrryh before going down on them.

Meet under the mistletoe and I’ll treat you to a slice of Christmas pie later.

by Rudolphtheblue November 25, 2017

whiskey christmas

When a large number of packages arrive at your door that you don't remember ordering because you were drunk as hell, and your broke ass can't afford any of it.

You, still hung over: Damn, what are all these boxes from Amazon and Alibaba???
P-nut: Must be whiskey christmas!

by toadpalmer January 27, 2018

Christmas Taco's

Pussy on christmas !!!!!

DAMMN I had Christmas Taco's last night

by Secret Asian Mannnn December 26, 2016

Surprise Christmas

when your girl/boy friend has sex with you on christmas without you knowing

i have the best girlfriend ever! we had a surprise christmas last year!!

by OL_Sloth92 December 5, 2019

Christmas Nudes

Nudes which are sent in the Christmas season. Send nudes to those who you didn’t buy presents for and spread the holiday cheer!

Person 1: “Did you get anything from Melanie this year?”
Person 2: “Yeah bro she sent me some Christmas nudes! Just what i always wanted”

by James1904 December 24, 2019

Express christmas

when you can't have Christmas for the rest of the year so you have it beforehand so that you can still have Christmas

You: oh no we're going on holiday on the 20th we won't have Christmas this year

Me: we can have an express Christmas were you have Christmas early

You that's a great idea you get the tree and the ornaments and ill get the presents

by Notsotechy July 25, 2020

christmas heid

head is full of Christmas thoughts to the point of not being with it, not in the here and now because too busy thinking what to get Aunt Bessie or deciding what Christmas tablecloth to get for the family dinner

'she was driving like an idiot, clearly got her Christmas heid on'

by mazdoll4 January 13, 2013