A Christmas Crease is found on summer clothing when you grab them out of the closet/draw in the New Year. This permanent looking crease is embedded in the clothing because they've been stored in the same spot for a period of time.
Bob shows up at work on a spring Monday morning with ruler-straight line across his chest on his shirt:
Co-Worker: "Hey Bob, nice shirt. Were you trying to impale yourself on the end of a table or something?"
Bob: "Thanks, Dick. No, it's just last seasons shirt with a Christmas Crease from the holidays"
Co-Worker: "Hey Bob, nice shirt. Were you trying to impale yourself on the end of a table or something?"
Bob: "Thanks, Dick. No, it's just last seasons shirt with a Christmas Crease from the holidays"
by Mtmtb April 13, 2010
Get the Christmas Creasemug. my version of a popular christmas jingle:
Oh the weather outside is shitty,
and the heat's broke, what a pity,
and I dont see any po po
so smak a Ho smack a Ho smack a Ho!!!
Oh the weather outside is shitty,
and the heat's broke, what a pity,
and I dont see any po po
so smak a Ho smack a Ho smack a Ho!!!
by jacko113 December 16, 2010
Get the christmas jinglemug. When a large number of packages arrive at your door that you don't remember ordering because you were drunk as hell, and your broke ass can't afford any of it.
You, still hung over: Damn, what are all these boxes from Amazon and Alibaba???
P-nut: Must be whiskey christmas!
P-nut: Must be whiskey christmas!
by toadpalmer January 27, 2018
Get the whiskey christmasmug. Having sex doggy style in front of the Christmas tree, while you both wear santa hats, and the guy blows his wad on to the tree.
by Dave_Digler_Rva January 23, 2022
Get the christmas mulemug. A Christmas pedo is basically a santa that wants you to sit on his hard cock and ride it.
You can find these people in: Ikea or any shop that has a santa for children in.
You should stay away or the might rape you.
You can find these people in: Ikea or any shop that has a santa for children in.
You should stay away or the might rape you.
Bobby: look at that santa trying to rape kids with his hard cock
Greg: He has been doing that for 15 years straight! What a Christmas pedo
Little 9 year old: I'm going to sit on Santa's lap and get a present
Santa the Christmas pedo ho ho ho ride my cock little boy!
*starts to rape the kid and starts moaning loudly and eventually cums in his ass*
Dave: Why the fuck is that Christmas pedo filling that childs ass with white cum ? What the fuck he should be in prison!
Greg: He has been doing that for 15 years straight! What a Christmas pedo
Little 9 year old: I'm going to sit on Santa's lap and get a present
Santa the Christmas pedo ho ho ho ride my cock little boy!
*starts to rape the kid and starts moaning loudly and eventually cums in his ass*
Dave: Why the fuck is that Christmas pedo filling that childs ass with white cum ? What the fuck he should be in prison!
by No1shaager November 1, 2019
Get the Christmas pedomug. Toilet paper stained green and red as a result of wiping after taking a green-colored shit while on your period.
"Jan! You need to remember to flush the toilet! I found some of your christmas asswipe in the bowl!"
by Bingo Bongo December 1, 2018
Get the Christmas Asswipemug. by Drnagle76 December 26, 2021
Get the Christmas Ovemug.