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Swimming lessons

by drconnorswasright May 25, 2022
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swimming

Swimming is pure death
by victorcheeseball January 6, 2017
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Compton Swim Meet

What you'd call the unflushed shit in your toilet after defecating.
Rob: yo imma call u back later i gotta go drop da lil kids off at the compton swim meet
by WillieStroker March 14, 2010
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Swimming

I was swimming in the big surf at Venice beach
by BananaColadahelpme.. February 26, 2020
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swimming in a pool of his own piss

Wallowing in a situation that you created and could easily get yourself out of while also trying to make others miserable to make yourself feel better (trying to drag them into the pool as well).
Sam: Have you talked to Rick recently?
Tom: Not really, he's been even more of a jerk since his girlfriend broke up with him. Every time I try, he just makes me feel bad about something. I know he's upset, but he's just trying to make me feel to feel better about himself.
Sam: Sounds like he's swimming in a pool of his own piss and trying to drag you in.
by pebisibepis April 6, 2023
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Irish swimming lessons

When you throw your kid in a lake to teach them how to swim and if they start sinking you throw them a non alcoholic beer for being a tosser
Lady: Does anyone have any recommendations for swimming lessons?

James: Just give your kid Irish swimming lessons, it's cheaper and they'll develop psychological disorders when they grow up.

Lady: ....Ok, anybody else have a better recommendation?
by 27DMac July 18, 2019
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Swim

A cocktail of alcohol as served to a regular at a bar whose drink of choice is known in advance from repeated experience. Defined by bartender Anne Depping at Black Iron Burger in Mancha.
Can I get a swim?
by BeardedMike47 February 8, 2023
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