Swedish Muffin

A very sweet person

- You are such a swedish muffin!

- Thank you, you're also very sweet!

by Tubzita December 18, 2011

swedish t-bag

when a very large and hairy swedish man becomes worked up until he is sweating like none other. He then finds a random chick and dangles his balls over her mouth so she ends up lapping up all the sweat until she finally consumes his entire scrotum

Dude, i saw this sick ass swedish guy give this girl a swedish t-bag. I swear she drank at least a gallon of his sweat until she bit off his balls.

by m0n3y maker October 12, 2006

Swedish HandJob

the girl fingers herself until she squirts and puts it in her hand, meanwhile the guy gives himself a handy until he cums in HIS hand. then the partners interlock their arms and lick the partners hand dry.

"Dude last night me and Cindy had a Swedish Handjob......................................................................................................best experience EVER!

by Hanken-butchin-stien June 29, 2010

swedish callbox

A finisher to Road Head. After the main event the driver picks his nose and feeds it to the passenger.

Oh man, he's picking his nose, I hope he's going for a swedish callbox.

by Nyorgen Fjords May 13, 2005

Swedish Wal-Mart

Any Ikea. It may be Swedish, but it's still Wal-Mart.

"I just got a bargain on press board furniture and cinnamon cookies at Swedish Wal-Mart!"

by General Nuisance September 26, 2008

Swedish Threesome

Sexual intercourse between a pig, a pig (police officer), and a bystander.

I was speeding next to a farm the other day and got pulled over. One thing led to another, and before I knew it, I had had a Swedish threesome!

by Red Feldhand April 25, 2010

swedish burrito

When butter is applied to an anus in place of lube.

My buddy and I were feeling frisky ladst night but didn't have any lube. So we made a Swedish Burrito instead

by RKOwner December 23, 2015