I'm so glad we've incorporated shellfish into our lovemaking. The Portland steamer is a bounty of smells I'll not soon forget!
by Jarrid October 11, 2017
Get the Portland steamer mug.1. Excrete a lovely big soft stool (steamer) into a condom.
2. Place into the freezer (freeze for several hours)
3. Take your now frozen steamer out of the freezer.
4. Get into bed with your hopefully experimental and open minded girlfriend/partner/tramp.
5. Place the frozen steamer into the palm of her hand
6. Make deep and passionate love to her.
7. The aim is to make her have three orgasms before the steamer defrosts and returns to its natural soft state.
2. Place into the freezer (freeze for several hours)
3. Take your now frozen steamer out of the freezer.
4. Get into bed with your hopefully experimental and open minded girlfriend/partner/tramp.
5. Place the frozen steamer into the palm of her hand
6. Make deep and passionate love to her.
7. The aim is to make her have three orgasms before the steamer defrosts and returns to its natural soft state.
The Croydon steamer; To Steam ones croydon, steamathon, steamaholic, steam trek, saving private croydon, living the steam, keep it croydon, steamformers, the ultimate steamer.
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To give someone a Cleveland Steamer the right way you must shit on a womans chest and the shit MUST be steaming. This is much easyer to do when it is cold outside since the shit will come out warm and it will steam.
by Philip Saurman April 17, 2005
Get the Cleveland Steamer mug.Tucker took off his pants and underwear, squatted over Corey's open mouth and gave him a British Steamer.
It's called a British steamer because the British are known for awful cooking.
It's called a British steamer because the British are known for awful cooking.
by Mustaf Arad Apyur Poupr September 29, 2005
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Get the albany steamer mug.A comfort streamer is somebody who you always watch, they always put a smile on your face when you watch them. Maybe if you have a bad day, you go on twitch and watch your comfort streamer.
by HadsDoesThings February 23, 2022
Get the Comfort Streamer mug.Definiton 1 (noun) :The worst kind of male EVER. They whore around thinking every girl likes them, when in reality, they sorda want to kick him the nutsack. They think they can control their "friends" who secretly hate the fuck out of them. Also, has the most horrible hair known to mankind.
P.s. Usually has had surgeory on thier Nutsack after a fatal skateboard accident
Definiton #2 (verb): To be the biggest cockass ever.
P.s. Usually has had surgeory on thier Nutsack after a fatal skateboard accident
Definiton #2 (verb): To be the biggest cockass ever.
1.Man #1: Man look at that whore with his bad hair and his nut scar, that girl doesn't even like him......
Man #2: I know he's just being a streater, what a cockass
Man #1: Now look at him trying to tell his friends what to do... Man i just want to shave his bad hair AND his gay moustache and tape it to his tongue.....
Man #2: True that homie....
Man #2: I know he's just being a streater, what a cockass
Man #1: Now look at him trying to tell his friends what to do... Man i just want to shave his bad hair AND his gay moustache and tape it to his tongue.....
Man #2: True that homie....
by Jesus Jr. May 30, 2007
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