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Soldier

A member of a mafia crime family. Up to ten soldiers can be under one capo. Earn for the higher ups by pulling jobs and scams. Usually serve as hitmen when a contract is taken out.
The capo told his soldiers that they needed to earn more or somebody was gonna get whacked.
by Roberto Manchez December 29, 2004
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little soldiers

My little soldiers were attacked by Vincent.
by Annonymous March 16, 2005
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Scoldingly

"i wave my finger scoldingly at you"
by Da Foo November 8, 2003
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Soldierouchebag

A member of the armed forces who takes it upon himself/herself to belittle and condescend civilians. Often has an over inflated sense of selfworth, and gives other members of the military a bad name.
Dude: "My boss was a real ass today. Sometimes he makes me want to quit."

Soldierouchebag: "You think you have it bad? Try being in the military, you pussy."
by Psy Peterson March 14, 2009
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Proud Soldier

A proud soldier is when a man has a massive erection but is wearing pants. He will most likely flaunt it about, around any gorgeous women. Proud Soldiers are less efficient when wearing skinny jeans, and most efficient with gym shorts. If you have a small penis it won't work, but if you have a hard charger you will most likely have to beat women off with a stick.
"Dude do you see that girl over there?"

"Yeah man I just got a proud soldier!"

"Fuck dude! thats gross i can see it!"
by bpes March 12, 2009
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greek soldier

When someone falls asleep or passes out you place a ball in each eye socket and let your penis run down the bridge of the nose. While in this pose you then take a shit that should go from the hairline to the back of the neck in as straight a line as possible, so a shithawk. This will resemble the horsehair plume atop a fancy soldiers helmet.
She hasn't returned my calls since she found the polaroid of me giving her a greek soldier.
by Dan Yuhas May 7, 2008
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smolding

The art of smashing someone inside a folding bed.
Scott smolded Bryan in Mom's new sofa bed.
by Laura Hoobner March 25, 2005
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