Saint Catherine of Siena's daytime talk show, "Cathy," is almost universally scorned by critics as a watered-down "Ricky Lake Show."
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' Mary Alice was smiling at a picture of Saint Sebastian, by the Spanish painter El Greco . . . Saint Sebastian was a Roman soldier who had lived seventeen hundred years before . . . He had secretly become a Christian when Christianity was against the law.
' And somebody squealed on him. The Emperor Diocletian had him shot by archers. The picture Mary Alice smiled at with such uncritical bliss showed a human being who was so full of arrows that he looked like a porcupine.
'Something almost nobody knew about Saint Sebastian, incidentally, since painters liked to put so many arrows into him, was that he survived the incident. He actually got well.
' He walked about Rome praising Christianity and bad-mouthing the Emperor, so he was sentenced to death a second time. He was beaten to death by rods.
' And so on. '
--- 1973. KURT VONNEGUT. "Breakfast of Champions, or, Goodbye Blue Monday." Chapter 19 (Pages 217 - 218).
' Mary Alice was smiling at a picture of Saint Sebastian, by the Spanish painter El Greco . . . Saint Sebastian was a Roman soldier who had lived seventeen hundred years before . . . He had secretly become a Christian when Christianity was against the law.
' And somebody squealed on him. The Emperor Diocletian had him shot by archers. The picture Mary Alice smiled at with such uncritical bliss showed a human being who was so full of arrows that he looked like a porcupine.
'Something almost nobody knew about Saint Sebastian, incidentally, since painters liked to put so many arrows into him, was that he survived the incident. He actually got well.
' He walked about Rome praising Christianity and bad-mouthing the Emperor, so he was sentenced to death a second time. He was beaten to death by rods.
' And so on. '
--- 1973. KURT VONNEGUT. "Breakfast of Champions, or, Goodbye Blue Monday." Chapter 19 (Pages 217 - 218).
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The worst fuxking school on the goddamned planet... if you're reading this... get out of there while you can.
( SMM kids talking)
KID 1: I have to play a basketball game at Saint Cecilia Omaha Ne tonight.
KID 2: Good luck bro lol, watch out for that creepy janitor... he goes in the locker rooms while the girls are changing.
KID 1: I have to play a basketball game at Saint Cecilia Omaha Ne tonight.
KID 2: Good luck bro lol, watch out for that creepy janitor... he goes in the locker rooms while the girls are changing.
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Person 1: Hey you know them Saint Phillips Kids?
Person 2: Yea didn't 3 get wasted and 1 got pregnant over the weekend?
Person 1: Yup, and that's a slow weekend .
Person 2: That's Saint Phillips for ya
Person 2: Yea didn't 3 get wasted and 1 got pregnant over the weekend?
Person 1: Yup, and that's a slow weekend .
Person 2: That's Saint Phillips for ya
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Mr. Saint: *Hands detention slip*
Girl student: Mr. Saint, what for? Is it for me because of cheating or plagiarism?
Mr. Saint: No, you cannot wear short skirts to Saint Joseph Academy. That is the most unacceptable action here at SJA, even more than cheating or plagiarism.
Girl student: Mr. Saint, what for? Is it for me because of cheating or plagiarism?
Mr. Saint: No, you cannot wear short skirts to Saint Joseph Academy. That is the most unacceptable action here at SJA, even more than cheating or plagiarism.
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This usually occurs when an individuals ass wiping efficiency is inadequate.
This usually occurs when an individuals ass wiping efficiency is inadequate.
Bro Montana: I was more than ready to tongue punch her fart box, but you would not believe the overwhelming amount of Saint Joseph Crumbs this broad had tangled in her ass fro!
Mighty bro young: Thats quite disturbing, buttttt did you smash?
Bro Montana: Listen here you Jabroni! I am a fucking gentleman!.....yes I did.
Mighty bro young: Thats quite disturbing, buttttt did you smash?
Bro Montana: Listen here you Jabroni! I am a fucking gentleman!.....yes I did.
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