Alcoholic drink ordered at high end and dive bars. Always 6 shots Jameson, 1 shot ginger ale, 6 ice cubes, served in a pint glass. Always priced under $10 and always well tipped on... win:win for both parties, your liver is the only loser.
Dude 1: “Let’s get smashed tonight dude!”
Dude 2: “How... I’ve only got $28?”
Dude 1: “Perf let’s grab 2 Ralph specials and we’ll be good for the night”
Dude 2: “Last time we did that I woke up in the neighbors yard... fuck it I’m in”
Bartender: “What’ll it be gentlemen?”
Dude 1&2: “Two Ralph Specials my man and keep the change”
Bartender: “Oh... you boys are in for a fucking nuts night”
Dude 1&2: “Excellent”
Dude 2: “How... I’ve only got $28?”
Dude 1: “Perf let’s grab 2 Ralph specials and we’ll be good for the night”
Dude 2: “Last time we did that I woke up in the neighbors yard... fuck it I’m in”
Bartender: “What’ll it be gentlemen?”
Dude 1&2: “Two Ralph Specials my man and keep the change”
Bartender: “Oh... you boys are in for a fucking nuts night”
Dude 1&2: “Excellent”
by Korbin Dalla$ May 20, 2018
Get the ralph specialmug. A wonton special is when two Asian men bang a woman (most often a basic white girl) in the butt using duck sauce as lube.
by MillyMay August 26, 2015
Get the Wonton Specialmug. When your wife is a secret Dallas cowboys fan but goes to Texans game anyways. Then gets absolutely shitfaced and passes out in the public restroom to avoid actually watching the Texans play.
by Wilkigle June 27, 2019
Get the DeAnne Specialmug. When a woman urinates into a glass then the male blows his load into the same glass. One of the two drink it and then go back and forth swapping the urine filled semen into the others mouth. Then to finish the males spits the finished product into the females rectum.
by ASovo23 August 8, 2014
Get the Shelton Specialmug. by IonicAtlas September 5, 2016
Get the Special Delieverymug. by High and Low October 21, 2010
Get the Dudick Specialmug. by the terrorist January 16, 2017
Get the the robert specialmug.