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Bath Salt

A chemical that has become a very powerful drug. Also, found in the stomach of most zombies. Ever since the government created it to eradicate the homosexual community, it has caused nothing but media panic within the Country of the U.S.A. Much is not known of this drug, although it is known that the zombie apocalypse that has left millions dead has been caused from this drug.

Symptoms may include:

Pumpkin Raping.

Eating Penises.

Eating Bills vetoed by the 17th president Andrew Johnson.

On rare occasion, people have been noted to eat faces.
"Hey, what would be a great way to eradicate life on earth as we know it?"

"Fuck man, i don't know. Like bath salt?"

"Haha your a dumbass man, no one can get fucked up by that!"

"Challenge excepted."
by GuidoWhoFistPumps December 18, 2012
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saltbae

A fucking gee who lives in his own world cooking like an artiste with a certain penchant for doing sassy salt manoeveures and is now a meme because internet
Hey jessica calm the fuck down. Your throwing around "lolz" on the groupchat like saltbae
by SassyHarry January 26, 2017
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Salt

A extremely sensitive person with skinny legs and very pronounced pectorals. He loves starting new relationships but struggles to keep the momentum. He shows some flirtatious behaviours reassembling a pampered flamingo. Salt loves to be included with the bois. He also loves a good party on a Friday night. The pride of salt comes with his shoulder length luscious lively locks. A Salt will always take pride in their outward appearance especially their pectoralis majors. The species “Salt” refuses to spend less than $50 on clothing. The most common phrase you’ll hear from a Salt is, “big hem”, “true but”, “that’s phat”, “ohhh you’re not wrong”, “Wwwwaaatt”, “add us on Snapchat”, “you wanna get hit”.

A Salt will never come to school the next day after a sporting event. His bedtime will be no earlier than 12am. He also finds sitting alone to be quite uncomfortable. Never take his spot at the back of the bus otherwise you’ll hear about it for the rest of the trip.
All together a Salt has a calm tempremate and will be loving and caring towards their flock. They will be there for you, not let you down and you can trust them.
Stop being such a salt
by The Bois October 22, 2018
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Sex Salting

When you wave your penis under the nose of your partner in order to wake them up for sex.
You come home to a sleeping wife after work. You take out your penis and wave it under her nose (like a medic would with smelling salts to awaken an unconcious victim) and the smell of your penis should ensue an abrupt awakening, triggering the sex hormone and lead you to a great time in the sack. Thus she has been given a sex salting
by Mackofthec February 20, 2011
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Salt and Ice

1.Salt and Ice - A game practiced by middle school and high school students. Salt is poured on an area of the arm/or hand and then an ice cube is placed on top. This will create a burning sensation. After the ice cube melts or you've had enough pain there will be a white scar which will eventually turn red and be extremely painful.
The game is played until someone has had enough pain. Salt can be added more and more to make the game have a quick effect. Perfect for deciding who gets the last piece of pizza.

2.Salt on Ice - Used to melt ice off icy and snowy roads

Salt and Ice combined makes stuff colder too and can be used for making home made ice cream.
Erik and Jonathan played salt and ice to determine who got the last piece of pizza.
by dawginacar100 July 5, 2007
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saltine cracka

a pale person with freckles or just plain white, usually a male, likely to come from a wealthy family
His saltine craka ass be grittin on me man'.
by corn puddin March 2, 2003
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Saltiner

A member of thesaltinez.com

The best warez site on the whole internet.
I am a Saltiner because I get all my movies, music, games and applications from thesaltinez.com.
by StJimmyPyro December 14, 2008
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