Da Soldier

Da Soldier is an American Malackhee from Atlanta, GA. He is the creator of the Malackh genre.

Da Soldier is Malackhee

by RicFlairWoooooooo November 15, 2022

Dixie soldier

A traitor of the union aka a bitch figure

Union soldiers: oh way down south in the land of traitors

Dixie soldiers: I not a twaitor *cries*

by Dixie soldier April 22, 2022

Soy-soldier

Young person, usually to young to know anything about real life, often dwell in parents basement for days and only come out to join the latest protest, or whatever protest that will make them feel accepted in a group cause often the only friends they have are online.

Sorry i'm late to work today boss, a bunch of soy-soldiers glued themselves to the freeway to block the responsible people.

by Lixxit October 17, 2022

art soldier

A creative person devoted to free expression and willing to rough it as they create.

Basquiat was truly an art soldier. He painted what he knew and lived in grim conditions became he was so ahead of his time.

by Ariel Bonzai May 21, 2022

Bake a Soldier

To deficate in snow, allowing the resultant turd to steam

Last night on our hike I had to bake a soldier cause we were too far from the cabin

by The Gentlest of Ben’s May 28, 2022

Soldier waifu

Soldier waifus will stoic look on the inside *similar to horse behavior* but really sweet, caring, loving, strong, tall, & smart.
Once you get to know them better you're guaranteed to have a positive relationship.

If you're lucky, she could be the magical kind of girl. ;)

Comrade Susi: "wow :0, she's super cool freind & loves me?! I heard she is one of those badass soldier waifus too?!" :0 *GASP*

I should talk to her & ask what else she likes.

(Bcs u know i have crush)

Soldier waifu: "yes, can you stop being a weirdo? Just tell me normally, ok?

Comrade Susi: "eeeeeee :0, i want u take me bowling & fun love stuff" *cave man bren issues* *deviates from original plan*

Soldier waifu: " less go, come let do it! You talk weird." *He's gonna do this shit again*

"Besides you're like pretty little ladie."

Ending: goes bowling n does fun love shit.
Happy end. :P

by comrade susi wolf December 17, 2021

Paying Respects at the Tomb of the Unblown Soldier

A phrase to describe the act of jacking off to alleviate the pain from getting blue balls. Or a phrase to describe beating off in general.

“Bro Kylie was pounding me off but didn’t finish the job so I had to go to the shower because I was paying respects at the tomb of the unblown soldier by sending him out to sea.”

by anonymous April 14, 2022