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Soldier

You: *doesn't cap the control point*
Soldier: "STAND. ON. THE. POINT. NUMBNUTS!"
You: "No."
Soldier: "MAGGOT!"
by BLU Soldier September 21, 2025
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Sperm Soldier

“Those Sperm Soldiers are always doing something wrong.”
by yourmomlovesme124 August 20, 2021
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Soldier Appreciation Day

A day that soldiers should be given gifts and appreciated for there hardships
give soldiers something useful that they want on soldier appreciation day
by n booty pic for soldiers day February 1, 2022
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Party Soldier

A person that no matter what is going on in their personal life, always is at a party/function/turn up. Like literally... Nothing will stop them from gettin lit.
Tim: Hey Derek. You hear bout Ray's mom dying this morning?
Derek: Yeah that's crazy. Bet he's gonna be in all year.
Tim: Nah. You know him. He'll never miss a party No matter what karma or the world throws at him. He's a Party Soldier.
Derek: You're right because I think I see him over there tap dancing with that midget.
by Ty Saucy March 28, 2016
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Soldier waifu

Soldier waifus will stoic look on the inside *similar to horse behavior* but really sweet, caring, loving, strong, tall, & smart.
Once you get to know them better you're guaranteed to have a positive relationship.

If you're lucky, she could be the magical kind of girl. ;)
Comrade Susi: "wow :0, she's super cool freind & loves me?! I heard she is one of those badass soldier waifus too?!" :0 *GASP*

I should talk to her & ask what else she likes.

(Bcs u know i have crush)

Soldier waifu: "yes, can you stop being a weirdo? Just tell me normally, ok?

Comrade Susi: "eeeeeee :0, i want u take me bowling & fun love stuff" *cave man bren issues* *deviates from original plan*

Soldier waifu: " less go, come let do it! You talk weird." *He's gonna do this shit again*

"Besides you're like pretty little ladie."

Ending: goes bowling n does fun love shit.
Happy end. :P
by comrade susi wolf December 17, 2021
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Sesame soldier

Slang term for someone copying you, same as me soldier
If someone has copied what your wearing or what you have said etc "so your a sesame soldier are you?"
by Sargent sesame May 26, 2024
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Rogue Soldier

When a man is peeing and a random stream of pee shoots off to the side, outside the toilet.
"My floor just came victim to a rogue soldier. Took me a minute to clean it up."
by unDURYEAted October 10, 2017
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