sloopy witch

A slight offset of the term "stupid bitch" sounding more appeasing to the ear. Ones face can also become sloopy, as if their face is drooping down & their eyeballs seem to fall off their face.

"Get over here you sloopy witch!"
"The man who's face was ripped off by chimpanzees, he now looks like a sloopy witch."

by The sloop god April 12, 2017

Scorp

verb.; To ejaculate, especially in reference to male ejaculation; to cum.
noun.; Semen.

I was jerking off in my room, and my mother walked in on me, and dude, I like, scorped all over her face.
There was scorp all over the walls and ceiling, it was hella disgusting, dude.

by Telainios May 4, 2017

slarpee

A cocktail similar to purple drank which is becoming increasingly popular within rap culture and with the teenagers that try to imitate it. It consists of one or more benzodiazepine class drugs, usually Xanax, Green Apple Jolly Ranchers, and a slurpee. The pills and jolly ranchers are mixed into the slurpee and drunk. These are most commonly consumed at teen parties.

Parents are becoming more and more concerned by the increasing popularity of slarpees among their kids.

by mark markusen May 29, 2017

scorpnati

The side of the Illuminati that is run by scorpions.

Espn is part of the scorpnati.

by Demtane June 11, 2017

sloopfest

Sloopfest. When after a night of drinking, you visit a public restroom, leaving your friends at the table, thinking you will only be a few minutes, however taking a long messy journey down a watery slippery poop trail....not able to leave cause the tap won't shut off.

Dude ...you were in there forever ....what a sloopfest

by Madjohnston June 28, 2017

Sloopy

Sloopy was a colloquialism used in cuba around the 50's and 60's toward women that you would walk by, generally in the street.

A guy walked passed a woman in the street, and said "Hey Sloopy, how are you doing?"

by Tathakadabuda October 8, 2017

Sloopy

An acute medical emergency requiring an immediate and advanced emergency medical workup, where a patient has a sudden onset of sleepiness and loopiness all at once. If one experiences a state of sloopiness, they should be rushed to the nearest trauma center and taken directly to the OR for STAT neurothoracotomy.

Brent: damn dawg, I feelin sloopy...

Matilda: Oh word? Pass that sloopy to the left....

by bootyclap189 November 10, 2017