by Lompert October 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy Dallasmug. Friend: Hey man what did you do last night?
You: Bro my girl gave me a sloppy dallas, my shit looked like it was covered in lawn clippings
You: Bro my girl gave me a sloppy dallas, my shit looked like it was covered in lawn clippings
by forlornfrog52 October 16, 2020
Get the sloppy dallasmug. B - "You want me to give you a sloppy dallas?"
S - "All the dip spit that would get on your shaft, brother..."
MN- "It would look like a f@#kin' turd..."
B - "It would look like f@#kin' lawn clippings on your shaft..."
S - "Thinking about it is makin' me horny..."
MN - "A sloppy dallas, that's so great... it's so perfect..."
S - "All the dip spit that would get on your shaft, brother..."
MN- "It would look like a f@#kin' turd..."
B - "It would look like f@#kin' lawn clippings on your shaft..."
S - "Thinking about it is makin' me horny..."
MN - "A sloppy dallas, that's so great... it's so perfect..."
by Dooobra October 15, 2020
Get the sloppy dallasmug. The term is used when receiving oral sex by someone whos mouth is full of dip. The person giving the sloppy dallas is typically a redneck.
”Hey, d’you hear about Dooo gave Nasty a bj, but he had a mouthful of dip doing it? Guess you could call it a sloppy Dallas.”
Makes no sense but yeah.
Makes no sense but yeah.
by Actually69 October 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy Dallasmug. by Dickerson69420_Dick October 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy Dallasmug. Gf: Hey babe. Since it's your birthday, do you want to try anal?
Bf: Nah. But a sloppy Dallas before work sounds great
Bf: Nah. But a sloppy Dallas before work sounds great
by Breakfastboy27 October 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy Dallasmug. by Thegirlma October 15, 2020
Get the sloppy dallasmug.