shoot and scoot

To shoot your load into a girl and then leave suddenly, never to talk to the girl again.

I was pretty horny last night, so I hooked up with some ugly chick from the bar. It was a total shoot and scoot.

by Joe Smith Johnson February 20, 2008

scootay

As in scooter

Check this shit, i be ridin on ma scootay all day long motherfucker Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, SHAMON

by Nick February 4, 2004

Scooter Madness

Noun - An emotional state one may enter into in which everything seems hilarious regardless of relevance or innate humor. Usually characterized by uncontrollable laughter coupled with tears.

Dude, she got scooter madness!

by shochu75 November 16, 2009

shoot the shit

- Phrase. To engage in a useless activity, usually conversation without any emotional or instructorial value.

Philosophers can shoot the shit better than anybody.

by Hobgoblin88 April 18, 2009

shoot his wad

When a man releases his cum.

He doesn't love you, he just wants to shoot his wad.

by suzy & claire August 26, 2006

Go get a gun and shoot yourself.

Basically, an insult when a friend comes up with a better idea than you will ever ever think of.

Justin: Hmm...I think I'll make a game called Counter-Strike for the computer...

Brian: Really? You should go get a gun and shoot yourself...

by NightDante666 May 25, 2005

Shoot the Shit

To just hang out and bull shit about random stuff.

Paul:Hey man you wanna go to the mall
Mike:Nah man, let's just go skate and shoot the shit.

by Jew March 29, 2004