close to a wet willy, but instead of inserting your finger in your mouth and lubricating it, you simply put it in the poohshooter, completing a 180 degree turn with your finger, simply remove finger and place in your target's hearing organ (ear).
Paul: hey bernard!
Bernard: hey paul
Paul: whatchu doing?
Bernard: putting my finger in my butt, you want a sloppy bob?
Paul: sure! what's that?
Bernard: come here and i'll show you!*
*Bernard sticks finger covered with poo in Paul's ear, Paul screams ewww!...Can i have another?
Bernard: hey paul
Paul: whatchu doing?
Bernard: putting my finger in my butt, you want a sloppy bob?
Paul: sure! what's that?
Bernard: come here and i'll show you!*
*Bernard sticks finger covered with poo in Paul's ear, Paul screams ewww!...Can i have another?
by Sloppybobtango June 2, 2009
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See also:
stroking the sausage
whacking the mole
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut
See also:
stroking the sausage
whacking the mole
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut
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John- *fap fap fap*
Bill- hey... what are you doing
John- Not slapping the monkey if thats what you think
Bill- hey... what are you doing
John- Not slapping the monkey if thats what you think
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by lde_ricky December 14, 2008
Get the slapping the weasel mug.The act of blowing one's nose on a girls clitoris, usually done during a pause when eating her out.
(it is not recomended to continue eating)
(it is not recomended to continue eating)
by SeuxalGoat September 9, 2007
Get the sloppy hanky mug.A Sloppy Belgium is when a man, who is totally horny but hungry at the same time, ejaculates a grip of cum on his waffle and then eats it thereby satisfying both his needs.
Alex: "Hey Derek, come cum on my waffle and eat it off my ass.."
Derek: "You want a sloppy belgium now?!"
Derek: "You want a sloppy belgium now?!"
by Acetaminophenforlife November 3, 2010
Get the Sloppy Belgium mug.Similar to a wet Willie, except the one performing the sloppy Adrian picks their nose, farts on the bogey/booger (depending on country), and inserts the fart mucus finger into a victims ear.
Quit picking your nose, it's gross... Why did you just fart on yo- What The Fuck!?
ha HA! Sloppy Adrianed you good!
ha HA! Sloppy Adrianed you good!
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