Check yourself, before you Shrek yourself

To check your actions before you go off and do something stupid, and Shrek the almighty ogre lord decides to kill you.

Man: I hear investing in bitcoin is the way to go nowadays
Man's friend: Check yourself, before you Shrek yourself

by Imnotameme January 18, 2018

Check yourself before you shrek yourself

Take a chill pill and look at your actions. Examine what you're next action because right now, you're heading in a bad direction.

Person: I think I'll go see La La Land!

Me: Check yourself before you shrek yourself, dickhead.

by macabre pizza coffin April 19, 2017

Shrek

The hottest shit alive

Shrek was so hot I began to drool

by URMOTHER——- November 11, 2022

Shrek

The act of making a shrek face

his shrek was delicious

by bakonyvarimatthew August 5, 2019

shrek

a verry sexy higher being who will save us all from the fatness of yourmum

wow your so hot and saved me your just like shrek

by i have alargeshlonglikeyourmom September 20, 2021

shrek

To pretend to be digitally present (green light) while away doing private business

During and most probably post-corona, millions of people work at home. Their employers keep track of them through software like skype for business, where a green light denotes a dutiful worker slaving away at the computer.

But everything can be manipulated and the light can shine green 24 h a day if you adjust the settings..

"Sadie has been a shrek all morning, I messaged her 2 hours ago and she still hasn't responded".
"I need to shrek out this afternoon, I have to go to the hairdresser and I'm out of comp time".

by SisterHoffaSsssHoffasister April 29, 2021

Shrek

A massive ogre who has multiple layers of foreskin so you better clench your ass cheeks as tight as possible.

Shrek is love shrek is life.

by Boomerangboi December 3, 2019