screaming dolphin

when a man is doing a girl on the beach, sticks it in her vagina, pulls it out, sticks it in the sand, then sticks it back into the girls vagina.

"I was with my girlfriend last night on the beach and i gave her a screaming dolphin"

by eatting out sex February 14, 2006

Screaming Sasquatch

This is when you take a sasquatch and a box of crayons and you put them both in a girl's ass and then smack her in the face repeatedly calling her a "sasquatch baby" violently Oot Oot

Yesterday, I saw two monkeys performing a screaming sasquatch on an Australian girl.

by raging sasquatch May 18, 2009

Inhale Screaming

I style of "screaming" that involves sucking in air while putting pressure on your throat to make noise to sound like you're screaming. It is very rarely used by musicians because it will ruin your voice in a matter of months, and takes no talent whatsoever. It is basically fake screaming, and sounds horrible too.

Guy 1: Hey man, I learned how to screamo yesterday!

Guy 2: (In disbelief) Oh really? Let's hear it

(Guy 1 starts his inhale "screaming." Guy 2 commits suicide shortly afterward because inhale screaming takes no talent)

by Dantherocker1 April 4, 2011

Shredding Life

The act of farting.

Damn, you smell that? Yeah, that girl is shredding life over there.

by BOHSasb August 20, 2011

Poop Threading

The act of sending emails to your friends while sitting on the toilet. Usually as part of an on-going email thread. Sometimes proven with a picture.

I stayed on the toilet too long because I was poop threading and it is hard to type on my iPhone.

by Boboblaw December 19, 2010

Screaming Uranium

A misinformed unbelievable occurance or detail in a film that is so removed from fact that it literally shocks the viewer into suspended belief.

Taken from the film "Kiss Me Deadly" of the 1950's featuring a box of Uranium, that screamed. Showing that the populous of the time obviously had no grasp on this new amazing (and obviously harrowing) nuclear advancement.

-Bull****! How did Nicholas Cage just inject himself in the heart with something and live through the nerve agent?
-Screaming Uranium.
-Oh.

by Parakeet Joe January 29, 2006

shmeating

a verb used to describe one who is not being cool at the moment, but in reality is a true sweetheart.

Marley was shmeating it up when she decided not to frolic in public.

by tnkrbell February 16, 2010