spend shaming

When others shame how much you spend on an item or perhaps eating out at restaurants or how much money you blow.

*Renee* - Did you see how much time Jennifer spends going to Louis Vuitton and buying these expensive things?!?

*Erica* - Such a waste of money, she should be saving it to buy a house or donating it to charity.

*Bianca* - Gee Renee & Erica, you both are Spend shaming poor Jennifer and it is her hard earned money to do with as she pleases.

by J.J J January 17, 2019

Shameful bias

When the Editors of Urban Dictionary quickly publish a word (binders of women) that makes Mitt Romney look unfavorable but choose not to publish one that President Obama actually said. (not optimal)

Urban Dictionary would not publish my word because it made a democrat look bad but published a word that made a republican look bad just two earlier. What Shameful Bias

by Hamezz October 19, 2012

spell-shame

To make someone feel worthless because their lack of education or I-don't-give-a-fuckedness is contributing to the world becoming a bunch of illiterate bastards.

Dude 1: "Jake, what have you done you moron? I didn't say I resigned from the team - I said I RE-SIGNED. Now I'm out of work! I should never let you type up my contracts."
Dude 2: "Hey man, don't spell-shame me just because I come from the wrong side of the trucks."
Dude 1: "And that's another thing - STOP SLEEPING UNDER MY BACK WHEELS!"

by Cool4Katz May 17, 2021

Carpenter Shaming

Job shaming someone like the guy from Cosby Show. "Is Bob rich?" No, he's a poor carpenter and not nearly as sophisticated as us rich lawyers!" Or
So, I hear your a carpenter now. *cough* (when you want to put someone down")

I hear they're carpenter shaming the new hire.

by Paul Axlerod November 27, 2019

Shameful Explosion

Jerking off and nutting while your sibling or friend is in the bed next to you

The other night I couldn't help myself even tho my aunt was sleeping in the bottom bunk. When I finished, it was just such a shameful explosion

by Toeesss December 5, 2017

path of shame

The path of shame is a wonderful technology-driven adventure. After sitting down in a chair, putting their hands up against a rail, and putting on a virtual reality headset, the victim is given the image of a person of their preference doing various sexual acts to them. As this is happening, the vibrator attached to the chair turn on for full effect. After about 10 minutes of fun, the video changes. The victim is in a dentist's office, with a man way over 85 years old standing over them with a toothless grin and that thing that sucks water out of your mouth. Clamps come down on the hands, legs and feet of the victim as the vibrator buzzes faster and the old man in the game unzips his pants. The victim cannot escape just by closing his eyes, as their headset is glued to their skull and the old man is whispering in their ear. Suddenly, the chair lurches forward and the screen goes dark. The clamps start to tighten and the vibrators buzz even faster. Shrek appears behind the victim in the game. Clamps on the back of the chair force the victim's asscheeks more than 4 inches. Hydraulics in the back of the chair start shooting out directly into the victim's ass, straightening their small intestine. The chair starts spinning rapidly, drowning out the already muffled screams of the victim. Buckets of pig blood, human feces, dead animals, and human vomit rain down on the victim, encouraging them to open their mouth and feel the full effect. This is the path of shame.

"Dude, did you try the path of shame? It's so awesome."
"Yeah man, it was the worst experience of my life. I threw up 3 times and came blood."

by Eddy Richtofen October 9, 2014

Aisle of Shame

A humorous reference to the center aisle of Aldi grocery store, which features merchandise which changes from week to week.

Went to Aldi for a loaf of bread, bought a 4-man tent and a trumpet from the Aisle of Shame.

by Bituul Zman February 8, 2020