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seal of approval

Tatoo above the crack of a woman's ass. Tramp Stamp
Sam, "Do you think that Bitch is a virgin."

Bill, "No Sam I noticed her seal of approval."
by Intercool July 15, 2009
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Break the seal

To have sex with someone other than your long distance kind of boyfriend to whom you have promised fidelity.
Her : "I'm going out with Josh tonight"
Him : "Don't break the seal"
by weekend girlfriend June 22, 2011
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dirty seal

The act of sliding down the stairs, face first on your stomach. usually done while completely shitfaced for party entertainment.
steve's dirty seal last night at sara's was off the hezzy son.
by heartlessexile January 7, 2008
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sealed-shut

After shooting cum all over her face (in particular her eyes), if one takes a blow dryer to dry the cum out therby disabling the eyelids from openning, she is said to be sealed-shut. Not to be confused with wordairtightword.
My teacher Ms. Radley deserves to be sealed-shut for giving me a C on my paper.
by Ryan August 13, 2003
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Retarded Seal

A retarded seal isn't really a seal. He's accually an asshole who dosen't say hi to you when you say hi to it/him. Retarded Seals are quite stupid ovbiously from the name. They usually have jew-fros and say "WHAAT?!" all the time. Retarded Seals also have Type 1 Diabetes along with ADD. They are sad poeple with very big eyebrows who might just be loners for the rest of their lives. They also usually walk around school thinking they're the shit. Retarded Seals also have the tendency to have really stupid and annoying laughs and they absoutley positivley do not know how to spell for their lives.
Alice: "Did you see Mark today?"
Rian: "Yeah, he was a total Retarded Seal."
Alice: "I know...he failed his spelling test too."
by i love strawberries(: <3 June 8, 2011
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Wet seal

a sexual position in which the girl lays flat on her stomach, a man puts lubracation on her legs and behind, and slides up into her butt.
by Alanson October 23, 2006
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Navy SEALS

Navy SEALs (SEa, Air and Land) Special Operations Teams who generally Pwn all who chanegelle them.......yes they even pwn the SAS (Brits =/)
Damn Those Navy SEALs Kicked teh Shit out of them terrorists
by P-Giffy November 7, 2003
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