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Shredding

An act whereby a man or woman is encouraged by their partner to don a G-string/thong, pull siad thong up high around their waste and proceed to take a shit. As the shit comes out it will be 'shredded' in to 2 or more pieces. This act is known as shredding.
Dave: Hey Julie I'm well up for some shredding, where's your skimpiest thong?

Julie: Are you sure Dave? I had a HUGE curry last night.... feels like it may be a bit sloppy for shredding.

Dave: O yeah! the sloppier the better babe!
by Wanker Jack November 4, 2008
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Screaming Eagle

This sexual position starts as a doggystyle pumping action, but you start pumping harder and harder. Finally, in your last pump before climax, you pull completely out of her vagina, and insert into her anus. At the same time, you grip two long clumps of hair, like the handlebars of a motorcycle and yank back towards yourself. The results should be both you and your partner screaming, albeit your scream is voluntary.
I gave Samantha a totally chopper-esque screaming eagle before busting a nut.
by YimBo June 28, 2006
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Screaming Dragon

The act of putting a layer of plastic foil on a sex partner's mouth, then excremating on it and when you are about to climax you bust your cock through the foil and cum in her mouth.
Man, me and Jess tried a Screaming Dragon last night, she puked all over my balls though, and now I have an infection.Thee's this ash that stinks like a mofo every time I take a step. I have a feeling that a penis is not meant to be put in a pile of dookie.
by DaNutBuster November 27, 2007
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shredding gnar

There is no ice so I can't shred any gnar
I guess there is no shredding gnar
by Shane the banana June 5, 2016
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screaming chocolate dragon

When you shit in a womans mouth and nose, and right before she sneezes you cover her face with your hands. Then she sneezes the shit out of her nose resembling a screaming chocolate dragon.
I did a screaming chocolate dragon on my girlfriend. It was fun.
by Akshay Paradkar Khambati December 12, 2007
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Screaming Gorilla

Similiar to the Abe Lincoln! The act of a male shaving his pubic hair, holding the shaved hairs in
his hand, and then proceeding to have intercourse from behind with a female.When the male is near climax, he flips the female over on her back and ejaculates all over her chest. He then throws his shaved hairs on her chest and hopes that they will stick while he gives a loud gorilla call and pounds
his chest like King-Kong.
Get her drunk as fuck grab the tin snips and the Screaming Gorilla shows its ugly head.
by E dubb September 24, 2007
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Johnny Apple Seeding All Over The Place

When playing Golf, this refers to when someone continously takes large divots and uses alot of turf seed in the divots.
I was hitting the ball so fat man, I was Johnny Apple Seeding All Over The Place
by Glen S. May 18, 2006
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