Evolution Science

The biggest oxymoron since the beginning of time.

Teacher: Alright class, today we're going to study Evolution Science!
Student Who Isn't a Dumbass: Oh you mean that badly thought out theory that has nothing supporting it?

by Frozenfirebug August 11, 2012

Social Science

A way to illustrate someone’s stupidity or lack of general knowledge.

She literally literally doesn’t know anything, she’s so social science.

by odysseus123 September 23, 2019

Science

The religion of the state.

Big Brother is watching you.

by K onform K onform K onform sieg heil hail santa! March 24, 2005

Science Denier

There are two types of science deniers.

1) Those darn Christian conservatives who refuse to listen to an angry little Swedish girl, yelling about how we must panic.
2) The average atheist liberal who is a materialist, and believes only things that are physical/tangible/made of matter exist who (in order to remain logically consistent) are forced to deny that science exists.

1) If you don't believe in global warming you are a science denier.
2) If you don't believe science exists, because it isn't physical, you are a science denier.

by MormonJudy January 24, 2020

Science

A religion which elevates state ran education institutions to GOD status.

This effectively destroys individuality and one's ability to question authority.

Your very attempts to dissent are orchestrated by and controlled by the state and directed towards their goals.

Faith is the catalyst of science.

by Science is a religion that worships the authority of the state. March 17, 2005

science

Blind faith in the state and state ran institutions.This has allowed for all mankind to become enslaved.

Nice goin you CONFORMIST HIPPIE SCUM.

by you stupid fuckin NERDS March 13, 2005

science

Indoctrination tool of the government.

Faith in science is faith in institutions is faith in government.

Is the GOVERNMENT "YOUR" GOD?

by Think OUTSIDE the BOX! March 13, 2005