sandwich posting

The act of which a user, in a format such as discord, posts something, then you, wanting to post something as well, do so, only for that person to post something similar (Slightly edited, or the same thing), basically throwing a fit because they're not getting attention

Jim:Ooh this drawing I spent HOURS on is done, I'm gonna post it!

KYLE:Ooh no! Someone posted after I posted MINE?! IM GONNA POST IT AGAIN
Jim:What the fuck dude, why are you sandwich posting me?

by WINKING AGRESSIVLY December 30, 2019

Cumernut Sandwich

A secert Arby's menu item

I ordered a Cumernut Sandwich

by Le we'we' July 22, 2021

Disappointment Sandwich

A sandwich made when one has nothing to make a sandwich with, but still craves a sandwich. These sandwiches often desperately consist of food items that are not usually put on sandwiches

For lunch today I had a disappointment sandwich consisting of a stale hotdog bun, leftover meatloaf, a mysteriously hidden piece of American cheese , and ketchup.

by Sorrelli May 24, 2016

dingaling sandwich

When you put your dick in a sandwich and someone suck On it

My girlfriend was eating a dingaling sandwich last night

by asddsalkjjkl May 10, 2016

Senile sandwich

When seated between two geezers, and forced to hear inane and/or poorly heard conversations.

I was in a senile sandwich on the plane ride home, seated between two old ladies who couldn't hear each other's conversation.

by dream luvva April 6, 2015

Sandwich Surgery

The operation performed when something you do not want ends up on your sandwich. Usually accomplished by carefully peeling or wiping the unwanted ingredient off the bread.

They put mayo and tomatoes on my turkey sandwich. Looks like I'm gonna have to perform Sandwich Surgery.

by XDNFX July 16, 2009

heck sandwich

A soft exclamation often used in doggo vocabulary.

"What in the heck sandwich! It's a thing! Must do myself a smol amount of investigations! Bamboozled again!!"

by Quigley_quigley April 1, 2019