simple solutions

A book that is a supposed learning tool, but is comprised of anything but simple problems. Normally results in: The losing of hair, suicidal thoughts or actions, and the destruction of one's property around them.

Um... What happened to your house?

I had the kids doing their simple solutions homework.

Ohh.

by LUCKYLAGAPPLE January 15, 2018

simple birb

Only the stinkiest of all the birbs. Often times is confused and wishes it wasn't so simple. However, because of it's stinky nature it will never be able to change. It's hard to define a simple birb but when you meet one you'll know...

Person 1: "Henlo friend where the seeds?"
Person 2: "You are such a simple birb, sensitive and stinky too."

by anonymus birb January 18, 2018

Simple

Like period but for when you have to talk to people who act slow

Like for real you can really be quiet SIMPLE !

by Sauciinn_ April 14, 2019

simple son of a bitch

A person of limited intelligence whose actions frequently cause inconvenience and/or frustration and/or anger in anybody that has the misfortune of having to deal with them.

Hey! You simple son of a bitch! You wrecked my car, burned down my house and tore a hole in the space time continuum! YOU SIMPLE SON OF A BITCH!

by ol' bilnick November 29, 2019

Simple hard

A simple hard is something that is simple that you find hard.

That book was a simple hard

by Helloiamsmart February 19, 2020

Simpleton

When you dog the boys a countless number of times for coochie.

The blonde-haired boy dogged the boys because every time we go out he decides to get his dick wet instead of kicking back with the boys, he is now and forever will be branded a simpleton.

by THENUMBERONESIMP March 29, 2020

Simple

A simp with a pimple

Look it's very simple!

by NooNeedToThankMe April 29, 2020