Fuck Switch

A button or switch used to initiate the act of fucking.
Generally referring to a naughty place

"She said no, but after i hit her Fuck Switch, she was allll for it"

by MaDDnEsS13 January 9, 2010

bro-&-switch

When you've invited a male friend to join you for something and he's unable to go, but says his girlfriend or wife is free & he's already told her & she's really excited & where exactly should she meet you?

I had two tickets to the baseball game. I invited Mork, but he pulled a classic bro-&-switch, so I ended up explaining the meaning of the word "bunt" to Mindy.

by Brendon Katz-Smith September 25, 2010

Serguey Switch

When Serguey switches his argument in the middle of a sentence.

Serguey: "It's so awesome when people browse porn at the library, I've seen two people doing it, it's so fucking disgusting."
X: "Wait, didn't you just say you liked people browsing porn at the library?"
Serguey: "Serguey Switch!"

by INSANE PC BIRDY June 11, 2009

pig switch

A switch fitted to the inside back of our heads (possibly placed there by aliens) which will be operated when a certain amount of alcoholic beverages have been consumed. Once the "pig switch" has been operated, a man's behaviour will become very erratic, generally he will cease drinking with his buddies and go on a mission to get laid with any female that says "yes". As a rule of thumb, these females will be ugly in the extreme.
WARNING: Women can often sense when these switches have been activated (possibly by being in tune with their ovaries), and will often use this time to facilitate an impromptu marrage proposal.

Ben: What happened to you last night Bluey? You were there drinking with us and then all of a sudden you dissapeared.
Bluey: I'd had so much beer that my pig switch was activated. I wandered in next door to the disco and picked up the first chick that would go with me. When I woke up next to her this morning I discovered that she was an absolute 3 Tusker

by ulb remorse October 21, 2009

Flipped The Switch

When you are preforming anal sex and go a little to deep. This deep penetration may cause you to hit a special spot. When this spot is touched she will start defecating everywhere. When this happens you have flipped the switch.

"I was pounding this dumb dingy bitch when I flipped the switch. Shit got rugged."

or

"Dude, shut the fuck up or I'll flip your switch!"

by Kranus January 27, 2007

'ole switch-a-roo

A prank that occurs when a girl leaves the bedroom after sex (to use the bathroom or for any other reason) you hide in the closet while your friend disguises himself as you by covering his body with bedding. When the girl returns she discovers the friend after crawling in bed and getting comfortable.

Last night we pulled the 'ole switch-a-roo on Karen. She screamed when she saw his face wasn't mine.

by bseraph March 6, 2009

Pakistani Switch-off

Any sexual position involving sand.

We were going at it doggy style, but since we had been to the beach, we went for a Pakistani Switch-off.

by Infjustice November 4, 2010