by Peeballs42069 March 5, 2024
Get the Gogurt squeezemug. When you holding a fart so you gotta you gotta walk in this condition or you will get your ass beat for letting it slip out.
Hey jeff‼️ Did you hear about Lance getting banked because he didn’t secure his squeezed butt.
“Nah man. That’s sick. Nigga should have held that fart. He got crones too”
“Nah man. That’s sick. Nigga should have held that fart. He got crones too”
by Domophobic November 4, 2017
Get the squeezed buttmug. by Yuffle, November 12, 2023
Get the SQUEEZE!mug. No, I did leave the 'e' off on purpose,
Squeez Bacon is self explanatory: it's bacon in a bootle; like ketchup. It's a delectable treat from Sweden that has somehow made it through the USDA into the shelves in America (shudders). It is said to be an almighty food worthy of the gods on the Think Geek website. I can't talk about the taste because i've never acually had it, but while it allows you to make a BBBLBT (Bacon-Bacon-Bacon-Lettuce-Bacon-Tomato) sandwich, to me the stuff looks like the filling expected to go in a frag grenade, and/or diarrhea. Now go buy a bottle for 7.99.
Squeez Bacon is self explanatory: it's bacon in a bootle; like ketchup. It's a delectable treat from Sweden that has somehow made it through the USDA into the shelves in America (shudders). It is said to be an almighty food worthy of the gods on the Think Geek website. I can't talk about the taste because i've never acually had it, but while it allows you to make a BBBLBT (Bacon-Bacon-Bacon-Lettuce-Bacon-Tomato) sandwich, to me the stuff looks like the filling expected to go in a frag grenade, and/or diarrhea. Now go buy a bottle for 7.99.
by gokillifysomething December 24, 2010
Get the Squeez Baconmug. “yo peter is my main squeeze”
“that wasn’t very main squeeze of you”
“crank that by soulja boy is main squeeze”
“stephanie and stefanie are main squeeze”
“that wasn’t very main squeeze of you”
“crank that by soulja boy is main squeeze”
“stephanie and stefanie are main squeeze”
by heffanator420 July 1, 2021
Get the main squeezemug. When you twist your penis so damn hard that you start peeing, an actual method is used in the toilet for a lot of sexual pissing. Used as a very pleasurable way to piss in the toilet. It also happens when someone gives you the vaccum seal double hand twist gawk gawk combo 3000.
"Guys, I heard that Micheal was having trouble taking a piss in the bathroom. He had turned to Squeezing Orange Juice instead. So weird."
by nasty nsfw December 30, 2021
Get the Squeezing orange juicemug. by Lord of fartz August 7, 2019
Get the Squeeze and leavemug.