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Allah speed

God speed, but for Muslims.
by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
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speed gun

Used to check if someone is dumb enough to speed in the city
also used by some dumbass cops who uses speed guns as a weapon.
Dude: "Hey man have you heard that someone got arrested for blowjobbing but the policeman caught him with his speed gun?"

Dode: Bro seriously? lmao
by minebob October 8, 2019
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speed throat

The act of furiously thrusting your penis back and forth inside a woman's throat.
"Babe, open your mouth so I can speed throat the fuck out of you or I'll put you on the streets!"
by Idle Mind May 16, 2014
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speed splooge

To splooge in a short amount of time, usually when your roommate leaves for a short interval of time.

Example: Your roommate leaves to take a dump for five minutes, so you rush and squeeze in a speed splooge while they’re out of the room.
Roommate: *uses bathroom for 5 minutes and returns*
Splooger: “i hit a speed splooge while you were out.”
by janicethefrog October 27, 2023
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Gxd Speed

I really cool youtuber that makes videos that are so ka-chow! He also makes other types of videos and films that are entertaining and he tries his best to create these videos for his fans to be entertained. His edits are cool and nobody can edit like him! ( I think him and Stormshock are soo good at editing, they both edit nice you see) Anyways, there’s so much I have to say and afterall that he’s my favorite youtuber and everyone’s favorite including Stormshock. They also make videos together which I admire and wish to do with my friends.
Gamer 1: Have you seen they new vid Gxd Speed uploaded?
Gamer 2: No, but did you see the new Stormshock video?
Gamer 1: No.
Gamer 2: Then lets both switch and watch their nice videos!
Gamer 1: BETTTTT
Gamer 2: LES GO!!!
by TheUltimateAdventureMAN February 23, 2021
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Kallevig Speed

The art of walking faster than speed walking. If you need to get down the school halls FAST but can’t run? Walk at KALLEVIG SPEED? Lines too long? Just walk at KALLEVIG SPEED to get there faster?
Alright, Kallevig Speed everyone, we’re late
by Charles Bishop June 14, 2021
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The speed of fast

by Word_God October 6, 2021
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