The being that desinged the world through Intelligent Design. He is impossible to see and manipulates our scientific insturments to hide His presence. In the begining He designed a mountain, trees, and a midget. When spreading the good news about Him one must wear full pirate regalia. FSMism is composed to loose moral obligations, every friday is a holiday, and heaven has a stripper factory and beer volcano. RAmen.
"As part of our science lesson, we will learn about the theories of evolution, Intelligent Design, and Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, so I hope y'all brought your pirate regalia. Yarrrr."
by Bloody Davy Flint September 14, 2005
Get the Flying Spaghetti Monstermug. by bob2w3e December 21, 2007
Get the Flying Spaghetti Monstermug. When a woman is on her period, a man fucks her and then pulls out revealing the penis covered in spaghetti sauce
by amieehorowitz March 25, 2009
Get the seattle spaghettimug. by JankyJones November 6, 2008
Get the Cool spaghettimug. When a lady is giving birth and her partner proceeds to perform cunnilingus (goes down on) her to help ease the pains of childbirth. Then, suddenly the lady comes and the baby shoots out in a shower of blood and placenta, covering the lover's face and upper torso. The partner catches the baby. We hope.
Frank is such a good daddy! When I was giving birth he ate the spaghetti supper to help me through the pain.
I didn't know I was pregnant until we had a little spaghetti supper accident in bed.
I didn't know I was pregnant until we had a little spaghetti supper accident in bed.
by Cx2fix October 7, 2010
Get the Spaghetti Suppermug. The flying Spaghetti Monster is the god of Pastafarians. Many people think this is just a religion made up to make fun of people. But Pastafarians are just as serious about there religion as you are about yours.
by Teddybearkisses October 4, 2007
Get the Flying Spaghetti Monstermug. the eating of pubic hair
by A1A1 December 4, 2010
Get the Pubic Hair Spaghettimug.