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Unicorn Seed

The hip new soda pop that all the kids are guzzling on the street corners. Its popularity has been hugely fostered by product placement in popular films. For instance, in the film "Muscular Hooker 2", Will Smith's character takes a dramatically-framed swig of Unicorn Seed! and then suddenly grows a CGI erection which extends into infinity, and then Will Smith's mind explodes, and the movie ends

For that scene alone, Roger Ebert gives the film 3 and a half stars. Not many people know this, but movie critics have a finite amount of stars they can award in their lifetime. They are often kept in a vault, heavily secured to prevent a senile Scrooge McDuck from wandering in, mistaking the stars for gold coins, and swimming in them. This is for Scrooge's own protection, as the stars have sharp edges and would lacerate his body into a bloody feathered pulp.
Matt: "I heard Damen purchased a new jug of Unicorn Seed the other day."
by Elk Skinned Carburetor April 29, 2024
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Seed Throat

Seed Throat is the after effects of taking a load into your mouth and either gargling and/or swallowing it.

The cause is a residual ammount of baby batter remaining on the back of the throat, causing the recipent to try to clear it in the same manner as a chunk of phlegm.

May seem to others as though you may have a sore throat or excess phlegm build-up.
"Hey Amy, sounds like you have a nasty cold coming on..."

"nah, nothing like that, just throated a load in the stationary room and its given me mad seed throat"
by NRE808 November 9, 2018
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Seed Chaser

To drink your partners cum after taking a shot of hard liquor
"Last night, my girlfriend took a seed chaser"
by SeedChaser May 2, 2022
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Cloud Seeding

When Individual is jerking off or having sex and it seems they can’t finsih, and mid stroke, they feel someone massaging their prostate and they bust their load all over.
Ayyy Yoo, Can you cloud seed me, I need a little help making it rain.

Last night if it wasn't for you cloud seeding me, I would still have blue balls.
by Deathdesired247 May 30, 2024
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seed skimmer

Similar to bukkake, except the group of men jack off into a bowl of water. The last person to cum then takes a straw and skims the surface of the water in the bowl, swallowing any blobs of cum that float near the surface.
Are you okay? You look sick.
I was a seed skimmer last night.

Hey, invite your friend over who has erectile disfunction to the seed skimming party tonight.
That's just mean.
Yeah but at least I know I won't be a seed skimmer!
by HNBILH April 7, 2011
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seed hit

When your smoking a joint and you burn through a seed that you didn't find when you rolled it.
That seed hit was harsh. I don't want to do that again.
by jimmybomm January 28, 2021
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perm-seed

Short for Permanent Seeding - In the context of peer to peer file sharing, and popular ideas in general: To enjoy something immensely or feel strongly about a file or concept and wish be able to continually share it with others.
"I'm going to perm-seed 'An Inconvenient Truth' just to digitally stick it to big oil."

"That Rabbi tends to perm-seed morals in every discussion."
by Digital Signal X December 11, 2008
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