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Seal Cuff

noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)

Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
“Things were getting spicy… until he Seal Cuffed me. I haven’t trusted a wetsuit since.”
by TableFerret May 2, 2025
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Seal A Bust

When someone you trusted with a secret tells everyone about it.
Female: Whatever you do don't trust Mike with anything!
Female 2: Why what happened?
Female: I told him something private and now everybody knows!
Female 2: Mike is such a seal a bust!
by Tricktionary October 2, 2015
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Navy seal

A navy seal is a seal (mostly Soviet seals) that train in the red army
1!2!3! Good job navy seal! You did so good on your jumps!
by Ultimate cow August 20, 2021
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twat seal

nova ring prevemt leak
you have a faulty twat seal
by gangastarster July 31, 2006
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The Navy SEAL Burger

Order an Macca's Hamburger (Beef= Land) and an McCkicken burger(Bird = Air) and a Fillet o Fish burger (Fish = Sea). Take two of the insides of burgers and and then to third burger inside and close the bin. Now you have a Land, Air and Sea made delicious secret weapon.
They should but the Navy SEAL Burger on the MacDonald's secret menu.
by Mohaf March 11, 2024
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Slime Seal

The name for a kind of way to put out a "smoke" of any kind.

Categorized by someone spitting on a surface and processing to "seal" the end of the smoke (cigarette, joint, cigar..) faster.
Aye bruh we are going to have leave- like rn. So just slime seal it or something and let's go!
by jexxy July 19, 2023
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